You set my heart on fire

A/Alpha. 20-something. Non-binary. I'm just here for the memes and the fact that there is no escape.

[fawfulydoo]

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

[amphibianaday]

day 1534

[tombware]

saw someone say this guy looks 20

[tombware]

[wizardlyghost]

[godshideouscreation]

Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

[myrfing]

blogging

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[aevios]

[video description: a big orange cat sits inside a large metal pot on a kitchen counter looking around slightly confused and bewildered as two people off screen repeatedly point at him and say ‘little baby man’ over and over again overlapping with one another as they repeat the phrase /end description]

[ozian-chess]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

This cat appears to be curious rather than stressed. The cat is probably in the pot for the same reason cats like being in boxes.

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: Not Cute

You’re laughing. That cat is being shot by finger guns and you’re laughing.

[grimeclown]

Rating: Not Cute

Theyre fucking cooking him

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202]

holy shit i just learned something beautiful

[4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202]

/|\ ^._.^ /|\

BAT :D

[heroes-wear-green]

my friend sent this gif in the group chat and its just SO FUNNY TO ME for some reason

[official-lucifers-child]

this is the gif you unwillingly follow when you’re having a panic attack

[sunshinetomorrow]

[sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042]

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

[sslinks-blog-deactivated2016042]

[aesthellar]

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

[puthy]

[iapislazuli]

i love drag i love abortions i love vaccines and most importantly of all i fucking hate the military heart emoji fire emoji muscle emoji one hundred emoji explosion emoji

[gabimedialuna-deactivated-deact]

[computationalcalculator]

[lakemojave]

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[darkcomedies]

[lovewithagirl]

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

[thegreenpea]

K

[predatory-lesbians]

U

[scratchy-archive]

N

[catgirlbignaturals]

P

[catgirlbignaturals]

I'm a fucking idiot

[lakemojave]

Did your best buddy it's ok

[slimegirlwarlock]

[its-art-dammit]

this is why i can’t fucking introduce kingdom hearts to my friends

[fenrirlives]

Out of Context Kingdom Hearts dialogue is a UN banned chemical weapon

[cargifs]

[loveamongthesailors]

legit excited to see this come around again

[wizardofgaysex]

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

still rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

currently rotting

[lillyviarabbit]

rotting again

[coat]

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