I'm Clearly Delicious

I'm back, bitches! Just a college student with an existential crisis ;(

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

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[mattynmarns]

does it ever just hit you that dan and phil are in love love?

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

Fr tho, my standards for a relationship are completely fucked b/c no one will ever love me as much as they love each other (and honestly idek if I can love someone as much as I love Dan and Phil 😬)

[uncloudedandsage]

Laughing my ass off at these reactions to this poster, mostly because I feel the exact same way ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pathologising]

I hate that I can't just do stuff lol my brain is like "well I don't wanna therefore I can't" like bro just act normal

[everythingstarstuff]

[replicated-archive]

telling teenagers it doesn't get better is so cruel and irresponsible. you're suppose to be the adult stop trying to get doomer cred and act like a sympathetic human being

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Broke: it doesn't get better

Woke: it's gets better if you put in the work to MAKE it better

[neontologist-deactivated2020100]

ok but your brain finishes re-wiring itself and completes the adolescent maturation process at around age 27-30 so it literally does just get better

[savagesuzaku]

Adulthood means buying yourself a cake just because you want cake. You gotta focus on the perks.

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

When you get off YouTube after a 12 hour binge of DanAndPhilGAMES and you slowly realize that you aren’t actually their invisible third friend :/

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

One of the worst emotional experiences you can have is finishing your ice cream

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

[non-binary-memes]

[guerrillatech]

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

It’s to keep the dark hall monsters out

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

I don’t understand how people can just meditate and have a good time. The last thing I need is alone time with my thoughts

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

I feel like it’s too late to even reply at this point

[clearlydeliciousstudent]

I hate when teachers make you tell the class things about yourself on the first few days of school. I had to tell everyone “the most exciting thing that happened to me this summer” was hearing Africa on the radio 4 times.