Alaska days

[taylor-ruth]

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

[small-cabbage-deactivated201809]

Need me a freak like that

[clearlysarcastic]

this is too perfect omg

[cute-animals-only]

She thinks she’s hiding

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

help her she’s so small

[unclefather]

Free her

[clearlysarcastic]

oh my god

[nudygoon]

[paxamericana]

[dankxsinatra]

Fuck 2016

[clearlysarcastic]

2016 is literally the dumbest year I have been alive to see

[areyoufilmingthis-deactivated20]

[mulattopanther]

Brand New. by sadiefederspiel on Flickr.

[yeslovefun-relatableposts]

When I see the waiter coming with my food

[clearlysarcastic]

same

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

[driad-deactivated20160522]

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[alexihobbs]

[lvndscpe]

Portland, United States | by Abigail Keenan

[deletingmyself]

[strange-haze]

[konner-is-bae-deactivated201504]

I’m taking this very deeply.

[snorelaks]

[clearlysarcastic]

Me

[metrolosangeles-blog-blog-deact]

My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

[rainbowbarnacle]

Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this.

[roachpatrol]

Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again. 

[clearlysarcastic]

IKEA stuff is hard to put together but really how do u fuck up this bad

[senunnie]

“Do you like spirits, mommy? Even fuzzy ones?”

My Neighbor Totoro (1988) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[unclefather]

other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*

me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*

[nonsensesociety]