[fourthell]

im starting to irritate myself with my poor mental health like damn can a bitch just keep it together for a minute

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

someone tagged this as #tw drama

[mindfulwrath]

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

[politenuclearbomb]

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

[fuks]

[cuntanadien]

Is she ok?

[zamosvelour-blog]

yeah but she died 

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[treygotguap]

[xxxtictacion]

Want to meet this niggas mom because she did something right

[wickerwight]

1: knocked a fool out for hitting the teacher

2: threw the punk who took the opportunity to get in a cheap shot on the dude he just took out

3: backed off after the fight ended

4: let everyone else know what they did wrong and put them in their place

5: didn’t get involved till he had to

grade: A+

[klubbhead]

10/10

[inflamesirise]

Lawful Good

[filmcityworld]

wait?! what did gumball just say?!

[misterrell-deactivated20181124]

Holy shit

[sprinklingdiamondz]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

That took a turn

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WAIT WHAT

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

i have no good posts today im sorry guys

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

[mellifexfarm]

what if chickens had front facing eyes

[arrakeen]

[mellifexfarm]

GSHBSSNSBSJSBSNSJSBDBSBDBSJBSDBDB

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[cleborah]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot

[prokopetz]

What “Fratricide" Actually Means: murder of one’s sibling

What “Fratricide” Sounds Like It Should Mean: “Oh my god, they killed Chad!”

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

[greatbigsword]

Go hard

[porkfriedpussy]

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

[fuckaerobics-deactivated2018012]

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

[fieldbears]

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

[hashtagloveloses]

you met a fucking forest nymph

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[herounit-deactivated20160130]

when your zoo keeper is getting attacked by the other monkeys but you remember the time he didn’t give you those extra bananas

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

[mister-daddy-deactivated2013110]

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

[babygirl-in-daddys-world-deacti]

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

[scenicroutes]

i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.

and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?

knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they? 

[borklords]

all of these people are deactivated this is like an archeological dig