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clementine/clem // they/them // 18+ // bisexual(!!!) // cuban-american // tme //fandom brainrot

[memories]

My body is but a #haikyuu temple.

[hbmmaster]

I understand that revealing an empty door in a Monty Hall situation reduces the odds to 50/50, where before they were 33.3/66.6... But why would swapping at that point increase my odds any further? If I know one of the 2 doors I didn't pick was wrong, then that means I am now choosing between two doors, right? So, the prize could be behind either door.

I have seen the Mythbusters about it, I have statistical evidence that tells me swapping is better than keeping. What I want to know is, "why?"

okay, no, you seem to not understand it. it doesn't change the odds to 50/50. your initial choice has a two thirds chance of being wrong, so swapping will be the correct choice two thirds of the time

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[bleu-guacamole]

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

[the-sassy-composer]

"Blood River in Antartica" yeah right there's no way a river looks like bl-

...nevermind

[wigmund]

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[pissvortex]

Chainsaw Man is a critically acclaimed shonen manga in which the main character's superpower is being molested

[txttletale]

of course, in many cases, copyright actually obstructs and discourages accurate credit, because credit openly given to influences can become evidence in a copyright suit

[txttletale]

it's so funny that wotc talks a big talk about like getting cultural consultants for all their settings nowadays and their commitment to diversity but the moment an external IP dangles money in front of them they're like yes mr marvel sir we'll print a card called kazar of the savage lands certainly sir

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[txttletale]

started reading worm and literally just realized your url might be in direct reference to lisa lol

the percentage of my followers who know i have a fandom url has i think decreased precipitously over time....

[hemipenal-system]

the differences between alcohol, tobacco, and anything else in america is kind of absurd and it’s hard to wrap your head around without going kinda insane

[hemipenal-system]

you can drink alcoholic drinks in public if you want BUT ☝️ only in some places. you can smoke cigarettes almost fucking anywhere though, even though that makes the environment way worse for everyone around you. however you cannot smoke cannabis anywhere. you can’t even have it at all in a lot of places. having open containers (i.e. a bottle of liquor you’ve drank from before) of alcohol in your vehicle is illegal EVEN IF you’re sober as a nun. you can smoke in your car. everything has so much caffeine in it that sometimes a drink just hospitalizes or kills you. you can buy caffeine pills to stay awake at drugstores and gas stations. you need a drivers license to get decongestants and you have to jump through hoops and bark like a trained seal to get any kind of hrt or psychiatric medication. they sell cigs literally everywhere. they wreck your life and finances and make you smell horrid and give you cancer but a bunch of rich people are dumping so much money into keeping them legal that seemingly the only thing the government can do is “ehhh they give you cancer but we can’t BAN them.” cannabis has well-documented medical properties but old white people think smoking it makes you a satanist because of racist government propaganda. hell world

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

> guy called senator armstrong

> implied to have a secret gimmick and incredible power throughout the whole game

> reach the final mission

> discover his secret gimmick

> strong arms

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[homophobla]

okay well if u don't like my dancing ill just leave

𓀦

[toesuckler]

i really do dislike how people utilize the term "unmonitored/unsupervised internet access" because on a regular basis they take issue with the internet part and not the neglect. i dont believe internet access is traumatizing, i think being neglected is.

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[goldcrescent]

Costume dept went crazy this is really the type of armor that won’t drop after a boss battle bc your character would be too overpowered, you’d only get the sword

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know