the mortifying ordeal of being on tumblr

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[farmlesbians]

it’s talking heads kermit friday

[kaijuerotica]

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

[kaijuerotica]

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[modernbaseball]

[egberts]

drink lob today!

[freakoutgirl]

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[sleepygayart]

[koiagain]

Being 11 was terrible i would not wish it on anyone

[maryblackwood]

Put them back in the house and start the fire all over again

[wisedreamdelusion]

can you see what nature did to me it make me special and unique as i can be

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[oliviawebsite]

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

[yeniika]

[east-south]

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that