currently: tripping the light fantastic

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[saviorified]

the lesson here isnt to not draft americans but to never draft an american with an nhler brother. because sometimes a man's life partner is actually his brother.

[frostedmagnolias]

Dress

1950s

attributed to Hattie Carnegie

Kent State University Museum

[ozempicofficial]

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[pemguims]

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it

[podracer]

Dune if I was in charge

[mack-will]

all i see are three babies yapping on the bench

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[reducedhorizon]

okay! okay. okay!

[nayroshockeyclub]

[brini71]

Fraser Minten | CANADA vs CZECHIA 05.26.26 for anon

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[frostedmagnolias]

Dress

c. 1848-1852

American

Kent State University Museum