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Georgia & Pennsylvania doing THAT

Tired of dumbass nihilist shit. Been there done that Everything matters actually. Like just factually every god damn thing effects Something even if it's not anything huge or obvious. Things cannot exist without having any impact on anything else

tlirsgender

Saw a post in some space tags recently that was like. "The galaxy with the earth" "the galaxy without the earth" with the same picture twice and "the universe doesn't care" and that's Fucking Stupid! Ohhh you can't see this planet from that far away.. Shut up. Even ignoring everything going on On the planet, our gravity effects the orbit of the rest of the shit around here. You can't see the moon from that far away either but its gravity still pulls the tides. Eat my ass

tlirsgender

"Ohh in the grand scheme of things-" what about the little scheme of things? Huh? Ever thought about that, sadboy? The big picture is made up of brush strokes, fool

erinye

☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

weaver-z

LSDKJFLSDJFLSDFNM

weaver-z

Okay but ngl I feel this unironically

iguanamouth

Could you edit another wizard with she/her pronouns please these are hilarious 😂

trifecta of myles pinkney pronoun wizards

themandarin

WILLARD | ARVIN Russell Parallels ↳ Part One

hazy-october

delonfim

cornered 🔫

deaddolin

this pops up irl for me every five minutes

politijohn

nuevayor

x

nuevayor

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

therestlessforest

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

unknought

A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

ren-allen

This is the type of acceptance I wish to see everywhere.

catchymemes

crittizen

You’re right and you should say it

[tags by @funnyihope]

zetterbabe

hard right jay

ahgoodthesea

Things that are great about this scene from Letterkenny:

The actress is named Kaniehtiio Horn, and she’s Mohawk, grew up on the Kahnawake reservation, which is in Quebec

“We don’t practice violence” “We do”

grimeclown

LMFAO

are-you-even-gluten-free-bro

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

are-you-even-gluten-free-bro

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.