⋆.˚gabyuhhh˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

she/her | ꒰ྀི১ ໒꒱ིྀ | minor 🇻🇳 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 Dan and Phil made me queer and all I got was this stupid blog

[binghes-mother]

Greetings and salutations! 𝜗𝜚₊˚

My name is Gaby and uhhh... I don't really know what to write here

interests: ₊ ♪˚⊹

Main fandoms: - Dan and Phil - SVSSS - Heated rivalry - Wednesday - Musical theatre (mostly newsies tbh :P)

dni: ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

- No DNI; I block at my own discretion - People who interact with their own dni list (??) - Fabian Fong.

[the-actuallynot-theorist]

okay, how about we do this? since i'm a theorist first and foremost, evidence is like my best friend. the confirmation i need to spew all my crack theories. if anyone wants to take a guess at who i am, give me at least three good pieces of evidence. there are no wrong answers! just, i'd like to see how you pieced it together and what made you come to your conclusions. as incorrect or not as they may be...

[the-pheu-theorist]

wait i can do this:

reasons why i think @the-actuallynot-theorist is @flimsysparks in disguise!

first up, the most damning evidence that most people fall into (and was used by @/actuallynot-is-the-same-person for their claim):

flimsysparks and the-actuallynot-theorist always seem to be awake at the exact same times and POST at the exact same times! and i happen to know this because i have interacted with both of you in the same short time span!!!

second, whatever the-actuallynot-theorist reblogs, flimsysparks is always right behind in the likes (well maybe not always, but this was taken right now)

EVEN if they just happen to be two different people active at the same time (which is plausible because here i am), how are they able to interact with the same post at the same time??

once again:

the-actuallynot-theorist reblogged this just now as well!

third, both flimsysparks and the-actuallynot-theorist have been sighted using the hyphen in place of an em-dash to cut off their words:

and though that may just be a massive coincidence, it can also be noted that they both have very similar texting and formatting styles, with both featuring informal texting, lack of capitalization, and often using paragraph breaks inbetween their writing.

All in all, this is why I, the-pheu-theorist, am 99% sure flimsysparks and the-actuallynot-theorist are actually two raccoons in a trench coat!

But that's just a theory, A PHEU THEORY!!

[flimsysparks]

oomfie i love this but get some sleep its 2am for you TToTT

[binghes-mother]

3:31 AM now :)

[phan-is-not-real]

I'm new here, but i think it's wonderful that phan helped you find love 🥰 and dirt.

worse ask i've ever gotten ty 🫶

[flimsysparks]

worst*

[binghes-mother]

flimsy you're gonna get obliterated one day for doing this, ive seen you do it like twice already 😭😭😭

[binghes-mother]

it's gonna be a while until you'll know, buy you'll know

OMG HI That Anon!!!!

Doing nothing to quell the suspense huh lolll

I can't wait ^^

[the-actuallynot-theorist]

i think you are @flimsysparks

what can i say ;]

[phan-is-dirt]

oh so we're just guessing people's identities now huh

[the-actuallynot-theorist]

why it was me specifically i can't even- how has nobody tried to figure out the other pheu accs' identities yet

[binghes-mother]

i kinda want to try but. it feels like it would be disrespectful. somehow. ??? idk

[phan-is-actually-real]

not is using me as an emotional support cat again ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[regisnotonfire]

someone talk about the cut off "i do" i cant do this rn

[lyraisnotonfire]

@binghes-mother ^^^

[binghes-mother]

HOLY SHIT??? TYSM LYRA.

AND @the-actuallynot-theorist, LOOKKK 👆🏼👆🏼

[phan-is-actually-real]

not is using me as an emotional support cat again ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[binghes-mother]

quick somebody help me decode this tastefully cut off text

@the-actuallynot-theorist

seems like a job you can help with...? 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[the-actuallynot-theorist]

ooh ty for the tag! i've actually tried deciphering this but i didn't really think it was worth mentioning :0 first i thought it was 'icl' but it looks like it's four letters! it looks more like 'istg'? but you can't really see the horizontal line part of 't', though that's the closest i got... sadly i can't say for sure what it is unless it was less cropped TvT either way, it doesn't really seem like something too important, just not reacting to actually's flirting lmao

[binghes-mother]

ah okay. thanks for trying! (and answering me lol)

[binghes-mother]

i still haven't forgotten That One Anon that asked if we were okay with our usernames being used publicly in the context of actuallynot

[will-gr4ham]

Genuinely just thought to myself it’s almost hard Monday… who’s gonna tell them

[binghes-mother]

my first monday in three weeks that i've not had to wake up early and go volunteer and it's gonna be fucking half-mast. flaccid even.

[lizardsmp3]

can an emo girl and a sk8er boi really be in love

[phan-is-actually-real]

not is using me as an emotional support cat again ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[binghes-mother]

quick somebody help me decode this tastefully cut off text

@the-actuallynot-theorist

seems like a job you can help with...? 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[lay-z-panda]

Actuallynot in Gacha club! 1 masc fit, 1 fem fit, and 1 dnp cosplay lol

[danisnots]

me staring off into the distance: dan and phil man. they really. they really love each other huh.

[binghes-mother]

where's the phil to my dan

[possiblejohn]

saw someone get a hit tweet off of my funny haha screenshot edits so im reposting them here before someone else does.

(original under the cut)

[ryans-crypt]

does anyone see that

[binghes-mother]

they were foreshadowing the death note musical premier here 🖤

[binghes-mother]

idea: i abandon all of my current half-written fanfics and start writing an actuallynot one that ill most definitely never finish

[binghes-mother]

if this gets 10 likes ill do it