Thirsty

I can be emo in five different languages

[fuckyoubaker]

[weloveshortvideos]

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[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[toastbutteregg]

[powm]

literally the best part

[chris-evans]

mood for the past two weeks

[sarahconnorjr]

[headspace-hotel]

wow this is some weapons grade relatability

[snipertrifle]

I did an interview with some of the people at Merriam Webster and they asked me what OTHER places I looked up words, and I mentioned urban dictionary.  And the MW people were just like ‘OMG We LOVE what they’re doing.’

[kristhecurst]

True language enthusiasts understand that colloquial use is how language evolves.

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requested by her7emeralds

[jaubaius]

Two seals got stuck trying to get in the same ice hole

[gaysie]

What people fail to realize is that i’m very sleepy

[anapplepie]

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

[utopians]

nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years

[utopians]

sorry professor I'm going to have to miss class today bc when I walked outside in the morning it was cold and sunny in a very specific way and suddenly I was struck with a nostalgia for years past so vivid and potent that I had to sit down

[cliickbaiit]

Quantum gates The same way classical gates manipulate only a few bits at a time, quantum gates manipulate only a few qubits at a time – Usually represented as unitary matrices we already saw Circuit representation Wires depict qubits …boxes and different symbols depict operations on qubits …inheritence of classical computing – it is better to think of qubits as particles and gates as physical processes applied to those particles 3/27 Dušan Gajević

Quantum gates The same way classical gates manipulate only a few bits at a time, quantum gates manipulate only a few qubits at a time – Usually represented as unitary matrices we already saw Circuit representation Wires depict qubits …boxes and different symbols depict operations on qubits …inheritence of classical computing – it is better to think of qubits as particles and gates as physical processes applied to those particles 3/27 Dušan Gajević

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The Powerpuff Girls S01E03

[whatistheplan-deactivated201712]

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

[loremerchant]

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

[timelessblasphemy]

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS.  Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

[yourcalamity]

when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height

[bob-belcher]

[babyanimalgifs]

This praying mantis standing its ground 

(via)

[dustflier-deactivated20210913]

The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it