love westerns that were like “fuck it, we’ll give the housewives something to watch. leaning into this sexy kind-hearted cowboy thing without shame”
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love westerns that were like “fuck it, we’ll give the housewives something to watch. leaning into this sexy kind-hearted cowboy thing without shame”
Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano
Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023
give it up for Harry and Neil, folks
I heard there was a secret chord
That Neil once played and it pleased the horde
Enough to appeal fanartists who drew you
They drew you first then then drew your friends
They animated you in gifs
These baffled rats are banging out the tunes-ah
I swear to god the staff that coded the bots that filter mature content intentionally coded them to filter all clint walker content into a content review situation so that some cowboy-thirsty mod has to stare at innocent images of clint all damn day and get paid for it.
In case you can't see this one
... Is this a bad time?
Done for the @brucewaynepinupzine. Thanks for inviting me 🦇
I’m not ovulating, you are
Really thought this was Clint Walker fanart and I won't apologize
I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years
Just some favorite stolen gifs ^_^
I put the old western channels on for my dog when we leave him home (he genuinely watches them and they seem to relax him lol), and this is who was on the TV screen when I got home. Apparently, they don't make men like they used to. We're being robbed blind, ladies.
I've honestly never seen so many hot men on display as I have in these old ass movies/shows.
Well to be fair, it currently seems to be the age of hot women in wrestling. There may just be a law of conservation of muscle mass in entertainment, and the ladies have a good chuck of that available mass at the moment. Give it another decade.
There's also now completely artificial/computer generated muscle out there throwing off the balance, now.
Images: gif of rhea ripley (wrestling), gif of Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat 1/MK1), 4 panel image of Raphael (Baldur's Gate 3/BG3), Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)
So Henry, rightfully, got whatever was left of the muscle mass available.
I got another spam comment today on AO3, and I want to share it as a PSA. But before I do, I want you to understand that you SHOULD NOT DO what this comment is asking. Ok? Ok.
See that bit at the bottom? Don't do that. Insert ParamedicGuy.gif going "Don't."
Other malicious spam comments I've gotten seemed designed to make an author question their writing, or outright encourage them to delete their stories from AO3. This one is different, in that it tries to get you to destroy the work on your own computer.
If you ran that command, it basically locates your Documents folder, then deletes everything in it, including all subfolders. It also does it without any prompt, so you have no chance to second guess your actions.
This is just fucking trolling.
Coincidentally, we just did training on a cyberattack similar to this, called a ClickFix attack. You can read about how that works here.
As a general rule, if ANYONE or ANY WEBSITE tells you unsolicited* to do anything in Powershell, CMD RUN, command prompt, shell command, or something similar, DON'T.
*There are legit reasons for running commands in PowerShell or the command prompt, but in those cases you are likely seeking out a solution to a problem you are already experiencing. Don't just run random commands on your computer as recommended by some unlogged-in guest on a fan fiction site.
Always think and consider before taking action, and get a second opinion from a trusted source. When I got this comment I was pretty sure what the command would do, and it took me about three seconds of googling to confirm it.
Be safe out there!
Found some old files. These were modified with a very early automatic color tool years ago.
Few that didn't quite make the cut:
Oh my ...
This chest hair 😍
Somehow I'm seeing a lot of pictures of him right now 🤣
Huh... it looks like a gif I made but didn't publish... but awesome job to whoever made it 👏
Devil in the details...
Thought this was Clint Walker for a second.
"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
Warner Bros ranch probably had a hard time finding clothes to fit this man.
HOW TO BOOP
(For mobile)
Evil boop is easiest to get a hi5 because there are 4 paws on screen at once.
Evil boop = hold boop button until it spins in 1 circle, stops, spins the opposite direction, and stops.
Superboop = hold the boop button until it spins in 1 circle and stops
Boop = tap the paw, click the button (animation shown below)
If you tap the paw when it comes out you hi5 the cat.
To get started: Tap the home button and scroll to the top to opt in to boops. You'll see a halloween themed boop-o-meter. Mine was white, now it is pumpkin. Click it to opt in.
Next step, visit a friend with boops turned on. Click or hold the paw button to bring up a pop up with a boop button.
Final step, check notifications for people that boop you. If you want more boops, reblog boop related posts with tags like #tumblrboops #boop
@thesilverymoonmaiden - i just discovered if you tap the paw when it comes out you hi5 the cat.
Superboop = hold the boop button until it spins in 1 circle and stops
Evil boop = hold boop button until it spins in 1 circle, stops, spins the opposite direction, and stops.
Evil boop is easiest to get a hi5 because there are 4 paws on screen at once.