Clio(meson)

Hi I'm Clio (She/Her), I'm 26, I love Pathfinder, I summon devils and demons, I like phoenixes a lot, my cat says hi. Also I'm bi and trans B^)

[coruscatingcoven]

I think a lot about how in Morrowind you can sometimes convince people who would otherwise attack you on sight to hear you out and have an actual conversation with you by stripping naked before you talk to them. I understand its a semi-unintended consequence of the nudity lines having higher priority than they should, but its really funny to imagine that these murdering assassins are just so flabbergasted by the chosen hero of prophecy turning up naked and trying to negotiate that it just stunlocks their brains into forgetting they had to kill you.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

happy birthday. completely coincidentally i won't be in my cavern for the next seven hours

keheheheh... lots of money to be made...

ack...!

I NEED FUCKING HELP!!! I NEED FUCKING HELP!!! I NEED FUCKING HELP!!!

[straightboyfriend]

mr beast,,,

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[spicymancer]

Is 'coffee fairy' a subspecies or a profession?

Maybe a little of both!

Mochabelle's name is a play on Tinker Bell from Peter Pan, who in the original play is a fairy who mends pots and kettles.

[cliomeson]

It's actually really entertaining watching someone fight the rules of grammar to avoid gendering me, especially when other people in the group have been confidently using she/her for me the entire night unprompted.

[ignsart]

[yellownicky]

Just a little longer ~~

[analog-autistic]

me when my friends pick up vocabulary from me and i pick up vocabulary from them

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[prokopetz]

Say what you will about the writing in Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, but the campaign ending in a TPK because the players decided to conduct a frontal assault against the local dragon analogue in spite of the GM clearly and repeatedly signposting that they should run away is the most true to source a tabletop RPG adaptation has ever been.

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[diatere]

as we all know, tumblr has never had any issues with incorrectly flagging posts as mature content before.

and even if you're some sort of pervert who wants to see them, all you have to do is give them your government id!

[worstgirleva]

sorry, but could i have another piece of loot? you see *i tenderly look down and caress my belly* i'm raiding for two right now

[worstgirleva]

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[homo-neandertalensis]

Hunting a different kind of mammoth if you know what grush saying

[starry-ash]

The online TTRPG experience is two people giving a very serious exchange, and a third posting a stupid meme related to the moment, forcing the other two to desperately try not to break character

[arttla]

girl at the beach with mysterious bruises

[offcyberin]

my version of an adult design for bede! 🎀🔮