sorry baby x

brie | nz | bi | 29 | she/her

[greelin]

this is making me fucking sick genuinely

[dogpuppy]

[sushik9]

no boobplate pls💀

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[smeasel]

whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

[moonyowl]

capitalism

[smeasel]

if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

[smeasel]

"if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice"

this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun

[bubba-san]

It was also about Capitalism

[smeasel]

"Ain't nothin in this world for free"

this is about the 4 DLC expansions you could buy at $9.99 apiece

[wanderinghedgehog]

What the fuck, Richard.

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[dogpuppy]

[ispyspookymansion]

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

[nourishedbytime]

[carrscracker]

Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her 

[selkiewizard]

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[fortesnic]

The companions (and Withers)

Soooo who`s your fave? 💖

[kushblazer666]

[madlizardwizard]

long time no see hehe

done in clip studio paint ex | tap for a better quality !!!