Bard of Hearts

Constantine Current robot enjoyer

[clitoris-maximus]

INTRO POST YAY! v(°∇^*)⌒☆

Haiiii I don't really know what goes in an intro so bear with me please.

I go by Constantine

My current interests are:

Transformers (most continuities)

My Hero Academia

Supernatural

Animorphs

Ninjago

(there's more but those are most relevant)

This blog is mostly for posting art and reblogging any cool things I find (and I'm trying to make friends teehee)

my art can be found under the tag #con art

my text posts can be found under #constanspeaks (used to be #con speaks)

Anyways my whole reason for this intro is to let yall know that my

art requests are open!!

please send me requests I would be delighted :3

[birdytaste]

It’s Halloween time so Jennifer’s Body AU for Madilton.

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: I WAS IN THE FUTURE FARMERS OF AMERICA IN SCHOOL. THIS IS A REF TO THE CHICKENS I RAISED DMV: MY COCK? Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: LITAF IS A LEADING MANUFACTURER OF TOP QUALITY BABY PRODUCTS SPECIALIZING IN UNIQUE BABY HIGH CHAIRS, BATHTUBS, POTTIES, CRIBS DMV: IM LIT AS FUCK Verdict: DENIED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: WORK VAN, THE T IS SILENT. DMV: TWERK VAN Verdict: DENIED

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve been clipping the wings of angels because you people would like that

[bredforloyalty]

it would be awesomesauce to unbuckle my belt with the purpose of putting my dick in someone's mouth. but all i got is this stupid coochie

[chryza]

Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

[aliusfrater]

i can't fucking take supernatural seriously sometimes i mean jared will be giving one hell of a fucking performance and sam is crying and shit and then it cuts to dean and jensen is looking straight at the camera like

[weevilsdaily]

weevil 821

via

[beardedmrbean]

[goetiiavacuum]

adam and eve apple. quote translates to “I am your half”

[wyndryga]

getting people into animorphs is so hard. yes its a fantastic series that can change you fundamentally if read as a kid and maybe also as an adult. yes its ~60 books that are ultimately shortish kids books written in the 90s. no i cannot make that more palatable. yes i still think you should read a few

[kooldewd123]

there's something to be said about the choice to use "prince" as the main signifier of military rank for the andalites. because it kinda obscures the truth of the situation, doesn't it? a group of kids getting magic powers from an alien prince sounds whimsical and delightful. a group of kids getting pulled into a war by an alien colonel sounds tragic and horrible. the slow reveal of what "prince" actually means over the course of the early books is perhaps the most underrated twist of the entire series, because it fundamentally recontextualizes the entire premise of the series without the reader even consciously realizing it.

[basyacriptid]

its just one of those days

[hazerl]

Just listed these little guys on my website! I'm super excited to be expanding this species list (especially making my way through all the Psyllobora) so keep an eye out for future sculptures. 🐞

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@basyacriptid

[clitoris-maximus]

HIIIIII

HELLLOOOOOOO :3c

i hope you're doing well dearest wyrm ^_^