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“never gonna give you up” + bbtta
This was probably a joke but I went for it
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Nobody asked for this
Osros Hallward is a Mess
Osros fumbled. When he’d sauntered over to the elf in ornate armor he hadn’t really had a plan besides distracting him until…until his friends were able to get away. But as he leaned up against the doorway and put on his best “hey there” face, he was struck by the man’s…well, everything. He was taller by enough to be noticeable, the parts of his face that weren’t obscured by mask were breathtakingly handsome, and by the time Osros caught up with himself he’d already blurted out his usual one-liner (which isn’t to say it never worked). He barely understood what the elf said because his heart sped up to an unhealthy tempo at the sound of his voice. His brain managed to connect enough dots to realize that the response he was getting was very, very negative.
Osros deferred beating himself up for blowing his chance with the man who was probably trying to kill Rae’wyn enough to note Cloak disappearing out the back of the inn.
“Uhh, see ya!” He blurted, and dodged past the man (who seemed to be winding up for a punch), slipped through the crowd, and out the back door without looking back.
The first night they spent on the ride to Rae’wyn’s home was awkward. They’d stopped on the edge of a lake and built a fire on the rocky shore. Cloak was proudly showing off the wheel of cheese, Sylreth and Adrik were drinking, and Caius was blabbering to Talone about something or other to do with his hair. Osros sat on a log and glared, quickly looking away and pretending to oil Mudd’s saddle whenever Talone seemed to notice.
He kept chanting to himself that he wasn’t going to interfere with such an obviously hopeless situation. Whether that meant not pursuing Talone more than he already had, or not trying to play cupid when Caius was so painfully straight, he wasn’t totally clear on.
He furiously rubbed at a stain on the saddle, focussing so much that he didn’t notice footsteps until two boots came into view. Osros looked up.
“Ale?” Asked Talone gruffly. Osros blushed (thank god it was dark and they were away from the fire), and took the skin from Talon’s hand. He took a bigger swig then strictly necessary before handing it back. Talone sat down on the log, a good few feet between them.
“I’m sorry about earlier.” Osros blurted after a long silence. Talone chuckled softly.
“I’m sorry I-what did I say I was going to do? Break your jaw?” He smiled, face half-lit by the fire (which Cloak and Rae’wyn were giddily adding pinecones to to make it flare and spark).
“It’s alright, I might have punched me too. It’s not a very good pick-up line.” Osros restrained himself from mentioning that it had, in fact, gotten him laid (on several occasions) (and that Talone was obviously a man of tougher stuff than any of those people and he would just have to try a little harder, wouldn’t he?). Talone laughed at that, but Osros wasn’t sure if it was in agreement or just because they’d been passing his ale skin back and forth fairly fast, with big gulps in between.
Their conversation petered out, and eventually, Osros burped and dismissed himself to bed. He rolled out his things under a tree, and just as he drifted off, caught a glimpse of Talone doing the same, just a few trees away.
The kitchen of the keep (their keep, Osros kept reminding himself) was dimly lit. Osros pretended not to notice Cloak giving him a double thumbs up and a wink from down the hallway and turned back to Talone. The elf stood slightly slouched, fiddling with his hands before resting them firmly on the counter.
“I uh, think we should talk, Osros.” He said. Osros’s heart leaped again.
“You just said that.” Osros kicked himself. He was almost sure he knew what was coming. Talone was going to leave. He was going to say how Osros made him uncomfortable and he was going back to pinning after his true love. Talone was saying something but Osros’s ears wouldn’t focus in on it, he was watching Talone’s mouth move, but not understanding.
“Say that again.” He cut Talone off.
“I, I said, damn it, I said I want to try this. Us.” Osros stared blankly. “You’re handsome and funny, and when we were fighting those orcs…we work well together.” Osros nodded stupidly. “You’re going to make me say it out loud, you jerk, huh?” Another nod. Talone balled up his fists.
He took a step in, pinned Osros up against the sink, and kissed him. It was brief, but firm. “You can’t always get what you want.” Talone grinned, kissing Osros again. “But you can get me.”
BONUS
The keep was under siege. The town was burning in places, people were running through the streets. Osros drew his sword, trident back by his bedside ready to be cleaned, and cast Shield on himself. Talone was at his side, they exchanged a glance. Suddenly Osros was back in that doorway, looking at Talone’s mostly obscured face in a moment of peril. A bolt of magical energy whizzed past them, followed by a deafening noise.
I love you
Osros reached for Talone, grabbed his arm to stop him running towards whatever the noise was.
I love you
Another crash, bits of rubble flew into the air as the ground under them cracked. Talone shook off Osros’s grip and shot him a confused look, waving for him to follow down the street into cover. They stopped in an alleyway, the noises of battle behind them.
“I love you.”
It took Osros the rest of the fight to realize it hadn’t been him who’d said it first.
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spontaneous combustion;
Sylreth hasn’t always liked fire.
Even when he first began to come into his draconic ancestry, when his skin began to glimmer with copper scales that he couldn’t scratch away, he remained reluctant to wield his destined element for anything more than lighting a torch or campfire. His parents attributed it to the rebellious phase (oh, the 80s), while his teacher tried to explain the importance of getting a grasp on his magic lest he never learn to harness it (if only).
The truth of it was, (and don’t tell Cloak she’ll never let him live it down,) he was scared.
Not of the presence of fire itself, but of its potential. His peers were druids, bards, rangers; they were learning to speak to the earth and learn her language in the unfurling of a flower or the chitter of an animal. They were learning to create; Sylreth’s power led him only towards destruction, he was sure of it.
It was fire that destroyed the village, after all. He saw it firsthand. Human invaders stormed in and set light to the trees and houses until everything was a blaze of orange light and hazy smoke. And when he finally fled, the smoke burning his lungs, it was the fire that Sylreth could spot from miles away, long after he was able to see any sign of the humans.
He stays away from magic after that.
Sylreth lets the mundane criminal life consume him for as long as he can. He doesn’t have any other marketable skills, and he doesn’t need magic to know how to open locks or pick pockets or sneak into nobles’ homes and raid their coffers from under their noses.
(So maybe some spells would be useful, but Sylreth copes well enough without them.)
And the guild he’s fallen in with is nice enough - they’re a bit too power-hungry for his liking, but he’s a roof over his head and a bed to sleep in and dream about his revenge.
(It’s easy in his dreams.)
Sylreth doesn’t have to make friends with them, but he tries, and it’s easy enough to get caught up in the day-to-day routine of snitching enough coin to get by. It can’t last, he knows it.
The fire rages in him.
He tries to keep it hidden: sits with his back to every campfire for fear it will recognize its twin in him, brushes off flirtations of “You’re so warm!” with an awkward smile. Elves aren’t inclined to focus on the present; Sylreth’s gaze is ever forward, towards the inevitable day that things fall apart around him.
The job was simple, but the guard was more astute than Sylreth had taken him for, and when he’s trapped with his back to a wall and a sword to his chest, it is the brush of his fingers against the oak wall that sparks the blaze.
When the house goes up in flames, Sylreth stumbling out the back gate, clothes singed but otherwise fine, he knows what he has to do. The rogue woman glaring at him from the shadows is sign enough that he is no longer welcome in this town. One botched job may cost them months of carefully gathered contacts, not to mention the heightened security that will follow this investigation.
Sylreth wanders for a long time.
He drifts from place to place, staying in one only long enough to gather enough coin to move on to the next. He tries to stick to the straight and narrow, though sometimes it’s more trouble than it’s worth.
In one inn the bartender approaches him, hands twisting themselves around a rag. The mayor has a job that needs doing, he says; been looking for a band of adventurers strong enough to take it on. Maybe he’d be interested?
Sylreth’s not sure what anyone would see in him, beyond the dust on his shoes and the bow on his back, that would draw them to conclude he could fight. He hasn’t wielded his magic in a long time. But strapped for gold and flattered as he is, he agrees.
The quest sets off a chain of events that Sylreth is certain will go down in history (or perhaps infamy): the inception of the Company of the Black Cat, esteemed adventurers and dragon-slayers and prison-liberators.
For now, they’re just a rag-tag group of explorers, bickering as they descend into this cave with no clue what they’ll find. Sylreth keeps to himself and swears to part ways as soon as he can, but he doesn’t. None of them do.
He likes the dwarf.
Adrik, he’d said his name was. Adrik Fireforge of the Fireforge Forge. A bit of a redundant name, if you ask Sylreth, but his surname had lost all meaning to him from the moment of his village’s slaughter, so he supposes it would be nice to have something to prove you belong somewhere.
The man’s a blacksmith, or so Sylreth had concluded within a few minutes of surreptitiously observing him. He has the build of someone who pounds metal all day, with the callused hands to match.
Sylreth admires blacksmiths; they’ve mastered fire in ways Sylreth doubts he’ll ever be able to.
Not that he’d ever let show how uncomfortable he is with the element. His companions are relying on him, and no matter how vexing they may be, he isn’t about to let them down. The firebolts he summons crackle in his hand and he resists the urge to fling them away before the time is right.
It gets easier, the longer he’s with them.
Rae’wyn coaxes smiles out of him as easily as Cloak makes him threaten to strangle her, Todd makes enlightened comments in the background, Osros chuckles and disperses the tension with a wave of his hand. Adrik watches and gives Sylreth that same weary look and amused shake of his head every time.
At some point, Sylreth holds a Fireball in his hand, wonders when it became so easy, and then decides not to think about it too hard.
At some point he will be forced to face a reality that has eluded him for years. The fire will threaten to smother him and he will overcome it and the dragon that represents it, standing burned yet triumphant, feeling flames of a different kind play in his chest whenever he glances at the man who knows how to handle the flames so delicately yet never underestimate their power.
For now, life with the Company of the Black Cat is easy, and that is all Sylreth could dare to ask for.
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Concept: That scene in every 90s high school movie where someone shows the new kid around the cafeteria (”that table is the nerds, those are the jocks, the goths, the cheerleeders” etc) except it’s a medieval tavern and each table has a different d&d class.
Those are the arcane casters. They all sit together, but the wizards think the sorcerers are undisciplined cheaters and the sorcerers think the wizards are pretentious dicks. You don’t wanna get in the middle of that–the last person who tried got polymorphed into a toad. I guess he had a lot of debts he was looking to get out of, though, so he just rolled with it. He’s somebody’s familiar now, I think.
The bards used to sit with them, but they broke off a while ago to do their own thing. Look, I should tell you right now: you’re poetically gonna sleep with at least one of them. It’s happened to most of us, so don’t be embarrassed. If you’re lucky, you might get away with just a ballad to your beauty parodying an 80s rock hit.
The paladins are at the next table over. Religious freaks, but if you’re getting bullied they’ll have your back even if they don’t know you. You, uh…you might end up sleeping with some of them, too. Look, they’re really good listeners, okay? Whatever.
The druids. Don’t even THINK of trying to sit with them unless you’re rocking a negative carbon footprint. Or if you can turn into a bear or a slow loris or something, they love that shit.
The rogues are…they’re around here somewhere.
I drew this for one of my players in my Monday Campaign (KoMF) as a belated Christmas Gift. This is they’re Character, Cloak, with her wife Rae’wyn, and their new Daughter, Arissa– all from a Different campaign they play in. Rae’wyn is also another friend of mine’s character.
I don’t play in the campaign or DM, but I know these two stories, like, hardcore, man~
This was a $5-$12 commission (back before I set official Prices). It was for my friend and the DnD pairing that was in the campaign!
Gogspeed, Sis!
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Which OC would describe themselves as being “too short for this nonsense”
"we are agreeing to a lie when we both know the truth" is such an adrik/sylreth quote like damn
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