Go away, or I'll call the brute squad.

too many fandoms to count....

[manny-jacinto]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Star Wars Vanity Fair Cover Shoot (June 2022)

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[slaybey]

#GoldParty

[everythingfox]

“Hey sea can I have my ball back?”

(via)

[vinylkilledtheradiostar]

Gerard Way. Pinkish/Don't Try (2016). Reprise Records. Record Store Day 2016 exlusive release on white vinyl with pink and purple splatter. Limited to 5,000 copies.

open for higher quality.

[supermariomamafucker]

Ai generated "spherical baby harp seals"

[vvyrmfood]

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

[phantomrose96]

American Psycho is really funny because we're told Patrick Bateman is an investment banker and yet, despite almost the entire movie taking place at his work and/or with his coworkers, we do not see a single scrap of Investment nor Banking done. Patrick shows up to the office every day goes insane for 14 hours and then goes home.

[hellsite-yano]

[darbydraws]

◇ someone save us ◇

[michaelmilkers]

tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows

[michaelmilkers]

for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016

each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen

you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster

in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could

[chantrymouse]

lest we forget

[sreegs]

This was absolutely the biggest April Fools effort I ever witnessed while on staff. I already posted about this in an ask but here’s more of the shit that went down behind the scenes.

- Like all April Fools, this was done entirely through volunteer work on Staff. No one was forced to work on April Fools, it’s always employee-initiated and driven, even if it needs approval from leadership.

- The prank almost didn’t go through because leadership felt that the lizards weren’t relatable enough, so the compromise was to give them hats.

- The video updates on the Decision 2016 blog were greenscreen Fiverr actors that were all recorded months? Weeks? in advance? I wasn’t on creative so I don’t know all the deets about how those were made.

- As mentioned in my post, the victory speech by Mop was one of our designers screaming as loud as she could in a closet near the end of the day. The full audio was never posted but staff kept passing around the scream on slack and laughing about it for months afterwards

- There was a “war room” dedicated to advancing the election narrative as votes came in, posting updates in real time and also pushing changes to code as necessary (for bug fixes and what not)

- The votes were real and the “election” was decided by real users, even if the graphics and whatnot were exaggerated for comical effect. Mop won because Mop won. Democracy at work

- Someone brought in their own lizard to celebrate the proceedings. It was a bearded dragon

- This was the culmination of what was probably the most cohesive and imaginative (and largest) creative team Tumblr ever had. Unfortunately almost all of them are now long gone, and Tumblr Creative is now just a skeleton crew compared to their peak

- Wretched Tooth Doesn’t Like To Talk About Himself

- People drew porn of the lizards and posted it on Tumblr. Staff saw it and were sending it to each other on the company Slack. We thought it was great. I mean, terrifying, but great

- This picture of David Karp is my favorite photo of David Karp I have on my phone

[tamamita]

Ramadan Mubarak everyone, let's get started

[emilionora]

[tarottss]

crying over this review on a comforter

[jethroq]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

absolutely unreal how people are more upset about will smith giving an open-handed smack to a man who made fun of his wife's medical condition than they were about that time alec baldwin shot a woman in the neck and murdered her

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Hey so people are already like "false equivalency, the Rust shooting was a tragedy". I'm reminding you guys that it was Baldwin's production, many people had complained and even walked off due to safety concerns, Baldwin ignored gun safety with a real firearm and killed somebody because he felt like safely handling weapons wasn't his responsibility (it is). He refused to take accountability to the degree that he went on TV and lied about how he "didn't pull the trigger" and claims the gun went off in a way that is mechanically impossible for the gun he was handling.

People all over social media, and in culture at large, are outraged about Will Smith smacking a guy (which for millennia has been seen as little more than an insult) and calling it "ruthless violence." But when a rich white asshole film producer straight up murders one of his own employees because he created an incredibly unsafe worksite, then straight up lies about what happened to make himself look better, everyone thinks it's some tragic act of nature because he cries some crocodile tears and makes a couple Twitter posts.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

okay to spell it out for you morons who keep saying "intent matters."

It's fucked up that you're more upset about the rude act of a guy slapping another guy than you do about a guy fucking killing somebody in polite negligence.

You care more about politeness surrounding any perceived violence than the actual violence.

Also you suck.

[depsidase]

[corncobtv]

[disableddyke]

disabled adults don’t have “the brains of children” they have the brains of adults with disabilities. just because you can’t understand the difference doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist

[failchild]

"omg the :) smiley feels so evil" no its not. YOURE evil