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What I have seen way too much, to the point of nausea: straight bachelor party movies What the world needs: gay bachelor party movies

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Consider this potential script: one groom hates loud, extreme things, the other groom hates quiet, calm and slow paced events, somehow they mix their bachelor parties, one goes on a wild gay rave tour through Las Vegas and the other goes on a literal golfing session. At the end they have the gayest wedding ever, with all the ppl they met attending, including an entire group of dancers, a mafia boss, some charming old ladies and the team bachelor 2 completely decimated when he took golfing a bit too serious

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Titled “From Top To Bottom”

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also lesbian bachelorette party movies

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#Alex #I know ur about that life #and i'm about making ur life miserable #B]

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Watch: Meghan Tonjes just gave body shamers the biggest middle finger.

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#black butler

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dont talk to me or my 47 porn blog followers ever again

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“I was all for you, you fell over my love. I just can’t afford this time…”

#omm #music #AW DAMN THIS WAS MY JAM

what studying languages is like

latin: words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them

greek: hello naughty students it's participle time

egyptian: ancient pictionary

french: pronouncing every letter is for chumps

german: let's combine every other word together to create the U L T I M A T E F R A N K E N W O R D

russian: forget everything you know about the alphabet, p is now "r", H is now "n" etc...

american sign language: there is barely a difference between "meet" and "fuck" so make sure you know which is which

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Callout post for rude baby seen at grocery store

I’m calling out a baby (approx. 12–14 months old) from the grocery store due to its rudeness. I’m guessing its age based on appearance, motor skills (atrocious) and whatnot. Anyway, I smiled at this baby and it just stared at me. As soon as I started to move on, though, the baby said “no!” and started giggling when I turned back around. This happened multiple times. The baby’s actions were toxic and manipulative. The baby was also manhandling a package of dried fruit which wasn’t yet paid for (which is quite minor) and was just generally sitting around and not helping.