[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[meowsapow]

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

[ilurvyer]

[goodnighthorses]

You can't even imagine how many kill yourselves i hold back on a daily basis

[olbasoil]

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

[grumpy-gh0st]

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

[youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti]

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

[homeboygirl]

when your friend asks if you have any plans like nope just me and the skull lol

[duchessvongooseberg]

girls will start getting settled for sleep like "wow i'm getting to bed early tonight" and it's 3am

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

im literally living little treat to little treat

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

[pencilcat]

[cannibalchicken]

[blluish]

[sandersstudies]

I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”

He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.

But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.

[simulationswarm]

some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

[thyrell]

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

[pissvortex]

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right