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❝ Crying for me, isn’t that               the ultimate twist? ❞

                                                           ❝ I’m crying for the girl in                                                               me who dies when you die. ❞

                                                               @fionagoode && @ccrdeliagoode                                                              american horror story: coven muses                                                                     penned by carrie & vanessa

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  So that’s your diagnosis?                                                                    I’m a psychopath?

         independent & selective  tate langdon of ahs murder house               penned by grey

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dont you want me baby; dont you want me– whoooa oh a oha!

IT’S HIS JAM! 

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if you don’t think ian would sing karaoke with a customer, you’re wrong.

his song of choice always: don’t you want me 

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( open starter 🚬 ) 

   “Can I get you somethin’?” 

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THIS IS A PERMANENT STARTER CALL for Ian Porter, an original character, written by me. This call is mainly for MUTUALS, though NON-MUTUALS are welcome to like this call. Liking this call means you are okay with me: 

Tagging you in random starters  Sending you memes  Sending you an IM to plot 

A love affair AU. Like every time she has a fight with her boyfriend, she goes to this other guy and they mess around, and maybe, secretly love each other. And just like, he’ll whisper things like “Want me to make you forget?” And just.

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SHIPPING CALL FOR IAN PORTER (MUTUALS ONLY!)  

Ian is a bisexual bartender that is looking for someone to keep him entertained for his short stays in each city he visits ;; perhaps someone will be able to stake claim to his heart and get him to settle down once and for all. 

If you like this call, it lets me know that you are interested in shipping our muses romantically, sexually or otherwise. 

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fuck sentence starters.

’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’ ’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’ ’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’ ’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’ ’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’ ’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’ ’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’ ’ fuck you right back. ’ ’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’ ’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’ ’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’ ’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’ ’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’ ’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’ ’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’ ’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’ ’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’ ’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’ ’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’ ’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’ ’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’ ’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’ ’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’ ’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’ ’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’ ’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’ ’ don’t get fucked up today. ’ ’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’ ’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’ ’ why don’t you fuck off? ’ ’ seriously, fuck you. ’ ’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’

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tell me

Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer..

If you snuck into my room I would:[  ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[X] Cuddle with you                  [X] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor     [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[X] Kiss or hug you back                       [X] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[  ] Be shocked                                      [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [X] Yes ( They basically go out once a day every year already. )    [  ] Most certainly not.        [  ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[X] Cute          [X] Adorable          [X] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [X] Acquaintance         [  ] Ally[X] Friend             [X] Love                       [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

[  ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence         [X] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                         [  ] Annoying [  ] Infuriating       [X] Pleasant company            [X] Comforting [  ]  Unable to be lived without                           [X] Trustworthy