ohh the problems... the problems...

A | 23 | they/them | white my icon is a picture of me drawn by my friend @spacerockband

[cloudclown]

*meekly crawling* hey,,, hiiii,,,

[metaknightspiss]

the fun thing about meta knight is that he is so transgender that the mask works as a trans allegory whether he keeps it or takes it off. accepting your true self Or becoming happy with how you look

[httpsseren]

pressure.

alt version!! i promise this has no meaning behind it ^-^

[scramratz]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[dykemd]

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer

[lovewillbreakyourheartforever]

things fall apart the center cannot hold and me i feel also not so good

[redwing-blackbird-official]

#what rough beast it’s hour come round at last slouches towards the medicine cabinet to get tums (via @softersleep)

[frogmoss1]

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[battiegutz]

kept forgetting to take pics of this guy but i like how it came out :3

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

I mean it when I say you will never expect the sound this video makes holy shit

[petrichorandozone]

they've all said more than i would've

[drzedisdead]

[ectalexi-deactivated20251208]

She was everything ❤️

[fernsnailz]

some older shadow doodles in every artstyle imaginable

[xanaxfarts]

Kazu Saito source

[making-friendos]

Choose your fighter

[greenbloodedskink]

Choose your fighter!

golden retriever

silver retriever

bronze retriever

platinum retriever

aluminium retriever

plutonium retriever

copper retriever

lead retriever

diamond retriever

Voting ended onJun 30, 2024

[making-friendos]

Reblogging for a larger sample size 🐕🐕🐕

[making-friendos]

Congrats Pluto, you did it 🏆