merry christmas & happy holidays

( ) ♫ crystal marie. opinionated. 20s. nyc. tv addict. engaged to ryan, married to johno, worshipping mark, in love with chris, lusting over arthur and of course, stanning matt. "whatever, i'm puerto rican. i can handle it."

[cloudednightsky-blog]

got this in the mail today, it's the only thing that has made me smile on a day like today. (Taken with instagram)

[cloudednightsky-blog]

this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

[erichalvorsen]

Goofin.

[cognitivedissonance]

Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an 8-year-old

And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:

Watch the video:

The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.

[pursuitofbeing]

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[cloudednightsky-blog]

clearly Lauren (askheryourself) is better than you. (Taken with instagram)

[thevividvivi]

[samwesson]

[hsauifgauif-blog]

[yelyahwilliams]

Wow.

I remember when this was every other band’s crowd. We opened the show and we got about 15 minutes each night to prove ourselves. The night’s that we spent wondering if anyone even cared enough to at least say hi when they passed by our merch booth on their way out the door. And all the times that I ended up just giving away t-shirts because counting dollars and change in front of people makes me nervous… it STILL makes me nervous. 

Now, when we drive up to venues, I see our band’s name on the marquee. The same band that practiced in Jeremy’s living room ‘til his parents said we needed to go home. A lot of times there’s already a line of people waiting for doors to open. And we always always get to play an encore. (Well, what do you expect when we save our biggest song for dead last, haha).

Maybe I should’ve written this on Thanksgiving…? I feel so blessed, so empowered, and so loved by all of our fans. Thank you for giving us a constant reason to be grateful. I never want anyone to be able to say that we don’t realize what we have. So, every now and then, just expect to see me get all sappy and lovey dovey and let you all know that we feel you here with us all the time. Love you wonderful people!! 

[doomofraven]

[lakrymosa-deactivated20120422]

Fuck.

Not even tagging this. This is too important for that.

[maddiebiscuits]

Not American, but yes, reblogging.

[kineticsquid]

Fuck this.

[samandriel]

This screenshot looks sketchy and it all sounds unbelievable but it’s actually telling the truth

America needs another revolution

[baberuthless]

[baberuthless]

[cloudednightsky-blog]

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[emdele-blog]

Felisha’s Follow Forever (*);  Crystal Marie

[cloudednightsky-blog]

year is 2392

child: mommy i can't sleep

mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations

mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

[themalfoymistress]

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

[cloudednightsky-blog]

It must be so awkward to be famous

Famous person: Oh! Tumblr. That seems nice... Let me troll on the tags and- Oh, that's not cute. Wh-what did they do this? I-I never touched this person. Bu- we are just friends. Oh my God, what did they- They can manip, oh god... Manips everywhere and- WHO GAVE INTERNET TO THESE PEOPLE?!

#If I was ever famous I'd be all: #OH WOW THEY FUCKING MADE A GIF OF ME. I'M NOT CRYING THERE IS JUST A FUCKING RIVER ON MY FACE. #OH MY GOD THEY USED THE ''WHAT A LOVELY FACE'' ANSWER. LORDY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT PERSON. #HOLY FUCK BALLS THEY MANIPED ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND. LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL OUR CHILDREN WOULD BE. I MUST MARRY HIM AND HAVE ALL THE BABIES. ...