make good choices and send me a selfie

teacher. living in Hong Kong. i like books and friends and sunshine and the endless supply of animal photos available on the internet.

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I actually can't stop thinking about how the losing party last election dressed like vikings and tried to break into the white house and the losing party this election are sharing suicide prevention hotlines

[holisticfansstuff]

[nasnyys]

little fish big fish swimming in the water

closeup !

[cheshirelibrary]

[incognito-princess]

My friend teaches high school history and allowed his students to do their chapter summaries on their chosen biographies as originally created memes. He said that he had never had kids read so carefully to find the most obscure detail from chapters to make their memes. [pro-tip, for younger middle school/elementary school students, make a folder of popular meme templates, to avoid uncomfortable internet searches}

[your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell]

This reminds me of my class watching the 90s film and when it got to this scene some guy in my class shouted out ‘hoe don’t do it’ and then 5 seconds later -sigh- ‘he did it’.

[finrays]

Shakespeare would have loved this 😔

[antimasculist]

at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[cj-can-art]

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

[cloudsinmycoffee9]

I haven't been here in so long . . . . I don't know why . . . are people still here?? who is still here??

[cloudsinmycoffee9]

I haven't been here in so long . . . . I don't know why . . . are people still here?? who is still here??

[cloudsinmycoffee9]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 28/? Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Catelyn Stark/Ned Stark Characters: Catelyn Stark, Ned Stark, Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Robb Stark, Brandon Stark, Bran Stark, Rickon Stark, Lysa Tully Arryn, Petyr Baelish, Margaery Tyrell, Jeyne Poole, Jon Snow Additional Tags: Romance, Sex, Love, Modern AU, valentines day, Family Summary:

modern au for ned and catelyn stark on valentines day.

[headspace-hotel]

bumbled be thy bees

[radi0-open-door]

[marithlizard]

OMG there was only one bed AND THEY GOT ENOUGH SLEEP

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[rachelgellergreen]

[cloudsinmycoffee9]

One of the greatest movies ever

[ryebreadgf]

heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

[politijohn]

[tepkunset]

Genuinely can’t stand the new favouritism towards video format. You want me to spend a whole two minutes listening to someone say out loud a paragraph I could read in 20 seconds?

(This is about tiktok. I hate tiktok.)

[impishtubist]

It’s not just tiktok, it’s everything. I’m tired of clicking on news articles and instead finding it’s a video I have to watch. I’m tired of being sent to a video when I want to learn about a new thing instead of an article I can skim in less than a minute. You mean you want me to sit through an entire video, listening for the one kernel of information that’s buried in there that I’m interested in? Nah, man, life is too short to waste it like that. I don’t know why any of you like videos lmao.

[dressesandyarn]

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. It’s almost a clinical avoidance at this point. I really hate video when I am just trying to read or look at pictures. Unless it’s animals doing something cute in 15 seconds or less I don’t want it. The sound irritates me. The movement bothers me. I get irrationally angry. If I want to look at videos I will go do that later on YouTube or some shit

[elfwreck]

I read so much faster than people speak. And that’s true even if they were as concise and organized as an article, which they generally aren’t.

We spent the first ten years of the internet figuring out how to shut off auto-blinking banner ads and now sites are throwing those at us and claiming they’re content.

[heartemoij]

oh to be in a silk nightgown in front of a vanity removing my makeup while my partner lies in bed watching me lovingly

[cloudsinmycoffee9]

Anyone else watching Severance because wow.