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Clouu (22); (she/them) just stuff I like ig

[doxomoxo]

finally made a brush i like and can use nicely in krita, i really liek drawing with it so expect more doodle from me now :33

speedpaint under cut ;p

no music since it wouldnt render with it oops

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

[macleod]

I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:

It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.

calculusmadeeasy.org

[iniro]

would you let him into your town

[armedjoy]

[sculptingsuccess]

Look we all want a robo dog but if you kill someone with a sledgehammer to steal theirs, they are going to find you. There's no way a 75k$ dog doesn't have gps

[wotsukai-leftlmao]

we are killing the dog

[purplealchemist]

NO.

ALL DOGS ARE PRECIOUS.

Even robot ones.

[perigeeprincess]

its not a dog, its a machine used and designed for police surveillance and the entire reason they made it dog shaped is so idiots like you would go "awwww robot dog how precious" instead of seeing them as the oppressive tools they are.

we're killing the fucking dog

[bluelivesaintshit]

[tangent101]

That's not a robot dog.

It's a four-legged robot spider.

[riotouseaterofflesh]

It is not a dog, a spider, a chicken, a horse, a fish, a tick, a mosquito, a tapeworm or a baby

It is a weapon

There is nothing morally wrong about breaking weapons that are hurting people for any reason other than to prevent those people from hurting others worse

[roach-works]

the dog robots are fully capable of hurting people, and badly. failsafes that would prevent that have not been installed. the police are deploying a thing out in public that can maim anyone who touches it wrong.

look, when i was a kid i was passionately in love with the idea of robots--that humans would one day create another sort of intelligence to share our world with-- and believed very firmly that we should respect and protect all our robot friends from the start, so there would be no violent humans-against-robots revolution or anything.

anyway it turns out that the people trying to keep end-stage capitalism running are really banking on us feeling more love for the robots than for the kind of people they're going to be using the robots to oppress.

so like. maybe lets all agree right now that if a robot is being used to hurt a person, you need to smash the fucking robot. they're going to make the robots really cute. they're going to show us so many movies about how much robots need to be loved. and then they are going to use robots to hurt people.

let's try not to fall for it, okay?

[rapidashrider]

[booskerdu]

And don't forget that scary af episode of Black Mirror, Metalhead. Robot dogs can fuck right off.

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

They created a weapon, told you to call it a friend and watched as your empathy became their trap and tool. 

[anarcho-gamerist]

Real life dogs are oftentimes weapons as well

[aloeverawrites]

People who exploit animals will often exploit humans too. They’re exploiting the cuteness of animals to manipulate you and the potential danger of dogs to control you.

So if we’re being intersectional about this, also be cautious about people who use animals as tools.

[way-to-go-you-funky-little-blue]

MSCHF, 'Spot’s Revenge'; Boston Dynamics Spot® Robot, Resin, stainless steel; 67 x 65 x 52 inch 170.2 x 165.1 x 132.1 cm; Unique

Boston Dynamics publicly condemned the project for using its robot “in any way that cpromotes violence, harm, or intimidation.” The day after Spot’s Rampage debuted, Boston Dynamics rolled out a partnership with the NYPD.

Boston Dynamics remotely disabled MSCHF’s legally-purchased Spot® robot via an undisclosed backdoor.

[shrewreadings]

If it ain’t three laws safe, it ain’t friend shaped.

Bludgeon it.

[gothiccharmschool]

Sooooo the company I work for works with law enforcement. As in, they're our main customers. (Which I'm actually all for, because the amount of accountability we're loading into the back end while "making their jobs easier" is ASTONISHING. My very leftist old hippy Dad is excited about me working here.)

Anyway, I have seen these robot dogs in person at a conference, and it took under a minute for my brain to go "Doggo! Friend shaped!" When I stepped back and thought about it, it was unnerving as HELL.

So yeah. Go buy that hammer. Bet you can find similar ones at thrift stores, too.

[vore-goblin]

no no no no, listen to me: remove smashing technology with a hammer from your mindset.

the type you'd need for this is heavy, expensive, unwieldy, without practice you are just as likely to hurt yourself more, and genuinely at the end of the day you are not going to break this with a hammer.

forget "hammer == best way break technology"

if you wanna fuck up technology you get a can of expanding foam. it's small, incredibly easy to carry/conceal and it WILL fuck up any technology WAY MORE than even an expertly wielded hammer hitting every weak point every single time.

you break something with a hammer and unless you know precisely what you're doing (and have the time to do it), that shits reusable anyway. but expanding foam? there is no coming back from that for anything.

[kedreeva]

Good news, it's even cheaper than the hammer

[injuries-in-dust]

[caats]

Aww look at him ♡

[alwaysbewoke]

shit the western media won't show you

[kendrixtermina]

We were all taught in school that if something like this happens within our lifetimes, it is of the utmost importance that we call it out and don't just go along with it or look away

now theyre like "oops, we didnt mean it"

[flowersforabel]

It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

[flowersforabel]

Girl I do no know how to explain that the vast majority of adults used to be children.

[punchline229]

The tags are all great here but this one made me look at it for a couple seconds. I don’t recall jesus being born an adult im very certain he was also a baby at some point

[starfieldcanvas]

there’s a very popular holiday about it, in fact

[winsbuck]

Wait wait they are saying its okay to sexualize Jesus and no one else

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

[clubconsent]

You've heard of protagonists who are genre-savvy. Now get ready for protagonists who are outright genre-saboteurs.

[funnytwittertweets]

[sephiramy]

me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right

[commander-chaoss]

Reblog if you never once have been even remotely bothered by seeing someone draw the same character over and over again

[tintheelvenking]

Here's to the people who weren't abused by their parents, but whose parents sucked anyways. Here's to people whose parents fucked up raising you out of ignorance and not malice. Here's to the kids whose parents didn't know what to do with you so they did nothing at all. Here's to people whose parents are getting better and growing as people but still hurt you. Here's to every mean comment that wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't come from your mom; here's to awkward family dinners because you're all trying to forget;

here's to you, survivor of a thousand 'not as bad as it could have been' hurts. I see you. You aren't alone.

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[forthegoddess-deactivated202106]

Today is a very special day

[ispyspookymansion]

i dont need therapy i need to be 8 years old at halloween again

[tytonidyke]

I need to be sitting on the carpet with my siblings taking all the candy out of our baskets and sorting it into piles by type and trading the ones we don’t like

[clouudystar]

I need to be a tiny dumb kid again that dressed up with a silly little witch costume and a fake plastic nose, go get a lot of candy with my sibling, look through it and trade, only to wake up next morning w/half gone after mom took the parent tax without us knowing, wondering if maybe the ghosts ate some

[rustandruin]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[trutown-the-bard]

[banezarian]

The Wii U recently turned 10 years old…

[trutown-the-bard]

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

I get the feeling the xbox 360 is going to be labeled retro in a few years.

[trutown-the-bard]

Xbox 360 will be 17 years old in two days time.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Hey. HEY. NO.

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work