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So this was based on that one post floating around for the people who shake their heads like an etch-a-sketch to clear the minds of Intrusive Thoughts, and I just. I had to, you guys. You don’t even know-

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3AM masterpiece

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would you believe me if i said parts of this old joke post found its way to twitter?

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Virgil: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It? Remus: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!! Virgil: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

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3 bros chillin in a dark kitchen

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When i see this i like to think that they're talkin about ☆~♡Boys♡~☆ in the kitchen at 3am

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rainbow jelly beans

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Your Honor, I love them.

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I need more adult sanders sides ppl up in this bizsnatch so-reblog this Only if you are 18+ and in the sanders sides fandom

I do Not mean "I turn 18 in a few-" no, schedule the post for then, then. Also do Not mean "I’m mature for my age!" Bestie I am so sorry someone told you that

Idk it just makes me uncomfy when I go to interact with nsfw sanders sides stuff just to discover "this is a minor, a minor wrote this" it just hhhhhhh nooooooooo, not comfy talking that kinda stuff with minors when I myself am an adult

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A Misplaced Assumption

This is real dumb, I just had an idea about playing with how Janus’s name sounds and then.. this happened.

Roceit - Bar setting - ficlet Roman has to turn down women at work somewhat consistently and his coworker is trying to figure out why.

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Roman went back to wiping down the bar with a damp rag, having just had to do one of the most recurring things that came with his job as a bartender. It wasn’t something he’d consciously been aware he’d have to take care of when he took the job, he knew there’d be cleaning, dealing with people who’d had too much to drink, maybe even having to break up the occasional altercation. But having to kindly turn down all the propositions he received from female customers hadn’t been something he’d considered he’d be doing so regularly. Thankfully he was as suave and charismatic as he was handsome and about 6’2”, so he managed to end things amicably almost every single time.

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THOMAS NO

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Janus: Now pick a card.

Virgil: Okay

Janus: That's my credit card, put it back

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✨him✨

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“This is philosophy class?” says Virgil incredulously.

“Oh, it’s far more than that!” Deceit exclaims gleefully. “This, fellow Sides and esteemed Thomases, is the trolley problem!”

Do yourself a favor and read Pick A Side by @sometimes-love-is-enough I had SUCH a good time reading it and this scene had me rolling on the floor!! I made this in like 2 days my hand hurts a lil bit