Clover Swan

Haunted House Bisexual

[carm3n-carm3n]

[carm3n-carm3n]

[wintorsoldier]

Thor is frustrated.

[vforvet]

Guys come on,don’t mess with Tho-TONY WUT R U DOING

[catchymemes]

[kuutamosonaatti]

Legend (1985) | dir. Ridley Scott

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[akiraidraws]

I got a promotion at work AND didn't get screamed at by any customers today. Thank you, oh mystical potato of luck!

[thehenchfiles]

“The Workman’s New Clothes” by Philip Gladstone

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[the-real-jesus-christ]

[bluerain3-deactivated20230129]

[dollsonmain]

[darthmaulscatgirl]

i love how this works no matter the result

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[shiroa]

✰ 藍原 柚子 ✰

[ad-wills]

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[themadmanandhisbox]

[marymunchkiin]

IM DEAD Obi wan is roasting him alive, AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

[seanastinhopeunquenchable]

Adorable cartoon version of the Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring by twitter user kn0nker.

[talos-stims]

glow in the dark elephant toothpaste experiment | source source

[theterribletenno]

now that’s what I call SLUDGE

[himbo-akimbo]

Radioactive werewolf boyfriend

[kasaron]

BRUH

[superjustaguyblog]

POV: your giant eldritch boyfriend just orgasmed

[kasaron]

Y'all.

[were-ralph]

don’t look at me i didn’t even do it this time

[herbertwest]

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

[herbertwest]

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

[herbertwest]

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

Do I trust the person feeding me?

Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?

Have I seen Kevin within the past week?

Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)

[evilkitten3]

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

[prequelsnet]

star wars: prequels incorrect quotes (2/?)

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[obiwan]

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):