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Nao here! This is where I scream about ChibaHaya/ HayaChi and AssClass in general. Ask box is open! :) My ChibaHaya X Miraculous Ladybug fanfic: Which Partner? Which Partner OC information: [1] (PS: @fumiko-matsubara makes the best fanart for it! ≧(´▽｀)≦ ) [old blog name: assclass-conspiracies]

[clownao]

✰ Hi, call me Nao (she/her, adult), and welcome to my Assassination Classroom sideblog! :D ✰

I’m a sniper duo (Hayami + Chiba) enthusiast and shipper, I like the 3-E dynamic as a class, accidentally started liking Kayano / Akari, and sometimes I latch onto non-canon dynamics like Kayano-Itona and Kimura-Okano.

I started this blog when I was like, 13, so a lot of my opinions here (especially the older ones) are outdated and I don’t agree with them anymore lol. Same with my fanfics.

Links to my stuff:

✰ Korosuu / Assassination Classroom Math Book translation (Japanese -> Chinese -> English)

✰ Watch me try to truth Hayami crushing on Chiba from the math book aka Korosuu [1] [2]

✰ it's alright, my feelings have surely been delivered to you aka the only Chiba/Hayami fic of mine that I currently recognise lol

✰ Achieving Thermal Equilibrium is my experimental Kayano & Itona AU fic that I wrote for the 2020 Big Bang

✰ You may know me from Which Partner?, my Miraculous Ladybug x Assassination Classroom Chiba/Hayami AU.

✰ A bit of Hayachi meta aka why I like their dynamic

✰ Attempting to explain Hayachi in 2022

✰ My thoughts on Kayano aka why I like her character

✰ The differences between Hayami and Chiba

✰ Fight For Me - Nagikae AMV

[clownao]

Sniper duo 🥺

[clownao]

I knew of the new stuff coming out but I wasn't particularly invested and then I watched the trailer and screamed out loud in bed at 2am lmao 🥺 in the end it's about my sniper duo ❤️💚

[clownao]

Sniper duo 🥺

[fumiko-matsubara]

WE'RE FINALLY GETTING WAVY HAIRED HAYAMI IN THE UPCOMING MOVIE HEHHEHEHEHEHE

[fumiko-matsubara]

Final update of the ending credits redraw + edit unless they throw me off in the season finale 🥰

Additions and Changes:

I didn't like that Yukiko was so far away from group 4 in the original artwork, so I drew her next to Kayano 💚

I also didn't like that they made zero changes in the Itona debut ep, so I drew him lurking by the window since he wasn't truly part of Class E yet by that point 🐸

I don't care that it's a novel exclusive thing. Puey should've stayed in Japan for the rest of the school year and be a permanent member of 3E, so this is me warping reality 😭

The image quality from the official assclass twitter account DROPPED ever since Kimura was added in the ending credits. So please don't mind if some of the kids are more pixelated than the others. I was stacking them one by one per episode release 😔

Hara was heavily pixelated and was behind Yukiko in the original artwork. So to save myself from the trouble, I just completely drew her over and added the rest of her body that was being blocked.

[writing-prompt-s]

When you were a child, a mercenary made you watch as he killed your entire family in front of you. You swore revenge. Decades later, you've finally tracked them down- …only to find they're now a pacifistic geriatric who's beloved by his community.

[decadentrot]

The Sniper Couple!!

an A+ duo honestly

Both are absolute beasts at assassinations (our girl hayami got like the second most kills in the red v blue fight afterall), so i find it sweet that deep down they are just these awkward kids. I also think I read a fact about how they tried to go on dates but it ended up being awkward due to their lack of conversation skills lmao I do think that theyd be the type of friends who promise that if they're still single by 40, they they'll get married anyways

[strawberri-draws]

Me when assassins r in a classroom (and are all in middle school)

[clownao]

“Are you okay”

“No I’m thinking about how when Hayami speaks in class, it’s usually a sassy oneliner or related to work, and it’s noted that she talks more around Chiba (which is still related to work). While Chiba also talks more around Hayami, he definitely has more lines and is shown to interact more with his peers, and he seems to speak for him and Hayami whenever they’re together. In a sense Hayami is Chiba’s quieter shadow. They’re both technically capable in their different ways, but Chiba is obviously better at socialisation. So Hayami finds solace at being around Chiba. Unfortunately her gag in the KoroQ manga is that when Chiba is blind, he doesn’t recognise her at all and he frequently mistakes others for her. Chiba, the more sociable guy whom she’s a pair with, the one she shares the most screentime with, doesn’t recognise her (as a joke). Think about that.”

[fisksaturday]

fandom will see a female character with the most interesting backstory and inner turmoil in the entire media and be like “…anyways. where’s the closest man we can pretend has the exact problems she has”

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

MOST TRAGIC TOURNAMENT: ROUND 2 KORO-SENSEI (ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM) VS C!JIMMY SOLIDARITY (LIFE SMP SERIES)

Koro-sensei

c!Jimmy Solidarity

Voting ended onOct 18, 2023

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

KORO-SENSEI:

C!JIMMY SOLIDARITY:

[fumiko-matsubara]

MY COMMISSIONS ARE FINALLY OPEN!! 🧡🩷

And will always be open unless circumstances make me close them for a bit.

If you have discord, you can DM me @fumicore instead. Feel free to ask any questions!

My canvas size will be 3000×3000 pixels maximum. My drawing app is Ibispaint and it will likely crash if I go above that size.

The second I start working on the commission after the sketch has been approved and payment has been made, refunds are not allowed. Unless I decide that I could no longer proceed with the commission, no means no.

I forgot to add this to the sheet, but I will NOT be drawing any sort of weird prøship due to extreme discomfort. Just no.

I do character reference sheets. The final price for one highly depends on the content and can be discussed through DMs.

It's okay if you could not afford a commission. Just sharing this post will already do so much 😭🩷

[clownao]

... This may be new but I have a soft spot for Nagikae. I don’t super ship it, I actually don’t want it to be canon, but I just have a soft spot. Which is funny because I used to think Nagikae was bullshit. Imagine liking a guy because he kissed you just to save your life? Lmao Kayano get a grip.

But the more I think about it, the more Kayano’s crush makes sense. She grew up in a place where everyone was fake and manipulative (the acting industry), her sister died, her brother in law was an asshole. What happiness she had was taken away. Also let’s assume her parents suck because she changed her name? Dyed her hair? And they didn’t give a shit? She spent a year in physical and mental pain, harbouring her revenge while mourning her sister WHILE pretending to love Koro and pretending to be sweet and weak. She then manipulated this boy, used him as her “best friend”, and used his bloodlust to hide hers. This boy is a capable assassin, by the way.

And then Kayano shows up to destroy everything. And then this capable assassin that she used as a pawn for the past eight months just kissed her.

It’s not... even romantic. He could’ve shot her, clap stunned her, done something else. Nagisa actively chose a method that didn’t harm Kayano. So he still cared a lot despite Kayano using him and the class blah blah blah. Heck, he even put himself in danger to save her.

So the sentiment is really strong, and stronger than the kiss. And idk about you, but if I was Kayano I would straight up fall for Nagisa. Since he cared despite everything. His care for her was genuine unlike Yanagisawa/ the people she used to know in the acting industry.

I think Nagisa is good for Kayano, but the reason why I don’t super ship it is because I don’t really know if Kayano is good for Nagisa. I certainly think Nagisa and Akari (given she never tried the manipulating stuff) would make a power couple, but Nagikae? Hmm.

[fumiko-matsubara]

A continuation of the missing Kayano merch series because she also was NOT in the undercover spy theme one 😭

Previous themes: Masquerade, Alice in Wonderland

[clownao]

Which Partner fic outline dropped! ❤️💚

It's quite detailed. And when I say it's detailed I mean the thing is like 7k words long (to remain true to artistic integrity). You can skim through it if you want. It was a nice trip down the memory lane for me :D

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Giving closure to my whimsical teenage mess of an Assassination Classroom x Miraculous Ladybug ChibaHaya fic <3 Thank to everyone who ever read and supported this fic :D love you lots!

[clownao]

Hello everyone! Long time no see!

I think I'm going to release my plans for Which Partner? (ChibaHaya, AssClass x Miraculous Ladybug crossover), a fic I haven't really touched since... 2019? It'll be a really long AN, but I want to give that fic closure :) And I did promise to do so back in 2021 (and forgot about it):

"And if I do ditch it, I’ll post the fic outline. I think it’s only fair to anyone who’s still following it… although idk who still is lmao."

I still have a lot of thoughts about WP but those will be in the super long AN lmao. I'm sorry for all the unfulfilled promises, and a sincere thank you to everyone who read it ♡♡♡

[clownao]

The fact that this is already 6k words long is... worrying 🤡

I'm including everything in my plans. It's sooo scuffed. At least 14yo me had a lot of fun.

[clownao]

Actually the plot is so crazy that it’s kinda funny. This is so. It’s just sooooo

And yeah I swear Silencer was mine first. He’s my cringefail 2017 OC!! I even named his hero self Viper. And Silencer’s akumatized item was his headphone 💀 MLB development team were you or were you not lurking in roleplay forums in 2017. Answer me. /j

[clownao]

Hello everyone! Long time no see!

I think I'm going to release my plans for Which Partner? (ChibaHaya, AssClass x Miraculous Ladybug crossover), a fic I haven't really touched since... 2019? It'll be a really long AN, but I want to give that fic closure :) And I did promise to do so back in 2021 (and forgot about it):

"And if I do ditch it, I’ll post the fic outline. I think it’s only fair to anyone who’s still following it… although idk who still is lmao."

I still have a lot of thoughts about WP but those will be in the super long AN lmao. I'm sorry for all the unfulfilled promises, and a sincere thank you to everyone who read it ♡♡♡

[clownao]

The fact that this is already 6k words long is... worrying 🤡

I'm including everything in my plans. It's sooo scuffed. At least 14yo me had a lot of fun.