can you hear the clapping of my clown shoes

just an absolute raccoon of a person. 28

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[maryoliveoil]

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[honeystrum-deactivated20170904]

who is traitor joe

[matzahball]

and what did he do :/

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[barbrapleeez]

[sosaysdean]

insane

[loveridden1999]

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[enki2]