Never play cards with a crab, they'll cheat you sideways!

📌 Haze 📌 Adult 📌 Bisexual 📌Property of @axwsystem 📌 HRT Start: 3/6/20 📌 Header by @lowpolyanimals

[clownfessionsofficial]

Bio below cut

Important note: if you are a minor, please respect my boundaries and blacklist the "#minors dni" tag.

If you get multiple following notifications from me, I apologize. I'm constantly fighting my follow limit, lol. If you softblock me and I refollow, it's because I assumed my follow limit just kicked me from following you and I don't realize you softblocked me.

The Essentials:

Adult

Genderfluid (they/he pronouns only)

Bisexual

Ok to DM

I rarely tag things (the "#minors dni" and "tw shipcest" tags being the only exceptions.)

Fun Facts:

Alterhuman

Eclectic Witch

Plural (This is a singletsona acc for a system.)

Multifandom Blogger

Weird

Tumblr discourse is dumb imho, but since I don't want to break anybody's DNI, these are my discourse stances:

Anti-anti

Pro-ship (Contrary to what some believe, pro-ship does not mean "problematic shipper." It just means you don't believe in harassing others over ships. Here is a post with more info about it.)

Pro-endo

Pro-MOGAI

Pro-Ethical AI

Pro-fujoshi/fujin/fudanshi (helpful carrd about fujin misconceptions)

Ace Inclusionist

Transandrophobia is real

Radqueer neutral (anti-leaning)

Other Blogs:

Our system blog* is @blackboxtheatrecrew

*A lot of system members here also have personal blogs. Some are private and some are public. There's also too many to list. Those that are public are linked at our system blog's pinned post.

I created @hazyaltcare; an edit and divination blog where I make edits as Mod Haze alongside other mods outside of my system. (This edit/divination blog is mostly focused on alterhumans, but we are happy to make edits for non-alterhumans as well as long as they respect our blog's rules.)

My personal alterhuman blog is @hazeofalterhumans

I have a We Happy Few OC that I have an rp blog for! It's @tillyonjoy

Post last updated 9/10/24.

[parakeet]

you know how people will post porn online and other people will take the clip and write their own caption that has nothing to do with the clip, like basically inventing the reason theyre having sex or that the guy is a plumber or something, is that technically fanfiction when they do that

[backstagebeauty]

[itwas02-03am]

so good to be unemployed again

[zzekk007]

I can’t believe I’ve finally started watching The Boys in 2026

love him lol

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[arealtrashact]

Spare the rod

[yahidna]

homelander cmm

[itwas02-03am]

THAT'S MINEEEE

[itwas02-03am]

Now we have official 360 of Homelander's suit! (link below)

Already jealous to whom win the auction of the suit!

Link to the auction with images

[itwas02-03am]

Posting all pictures (for archival purposes)

[medievalsleaze]

WHEN YOU WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF VIOLENCE WITH EQUAL TERROR AND DELIGHT

[transhuman-priestess]

Feeding 500mg of edibles to a moose to see what happens

[marshmellowtea]

ruben loves the FUCK out of niall that’s what makes his abuse of him so interesting

[kairithemang0-fm]

Niall: I'm bi

Ruben: Bi yourself maybe

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

I feel like we're all not talking about this poster enough

I mean, Cupid is a real bitch, isn't it?

[godsfavrib]

Homelander + red💋

[godsfavrib]

And when he died, there was twice as many stars in the sky ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

He shares many physical traits with live stock. He has eyes of a chicken. Uncomfortable to look into, you can’t really tell if they were birthed or made. Chick or an egg. Depowered Homelander is wobbly on his legs, like a calf who doesn’t even know that they were born to slaughter the next day. Skin. His skin, undressed over and over, made into a statement. Statement bag, statement shoes, statement man. A symbol of evil.

He saw horses when he left the slaughterhouse once. Big animals with calm eyes. Unlike his. They were grazing in lush green pastures behind tall fences. Freedom. He never went up to them, horses weren’t part of his job.

[babyprincess101]

Sometimes I think about how Homelander having a black guardian, Stan, shaped his views on racism and how he just can't fathom it despite working under a nazi company.

Homelander was sheltered under Vought's propaganda and did not experience the outside world like the other white characters in the show, but he understand that it's disgusting.

His face says it all even when he was head over heels for Stormfront or through the other supes throughout the show. He thought that shit was disturbing.

He can be petty and use derogatory language, when Supersonic joined the Seven as an example, but he never believed in the "great white race" thing.

Just a thought.

Also original Noir and A-train were the only people that he considered family, outside of his blood.