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Writing Masterlist

[clowningaroundmars]

ayo wassup i'm mars, welcome to my trash heap of a blog ♡ we like to clown around here

this blog is reblog-heavy and i queue just about 90% of what u see here. i RAMBLE in tags more often than not soooo yeah

obsessions uhh.... vary, so follow with caution. if you're here bc of my art i'm sorry to tell you that i don't draw often lol

♡ in my 20's

♡ any pronouns fine idgaf

♡ aromantic and asexual

♡ anarchist

general blog tags:

♡ clown horn - me ranting and raving abt nothing :p

♡ mi aesthetic - posts that are just. me. me in a nutshell

♡ clown paint - my art

♡ mi writing

♡ anarchblr - political/anarchist/current news posts <- used for organizational purposes, not all posts tagged will be necessarily anarchist

♡ horrorluv - all horror content filed under here, please block if you don't wanna see blood/gore/disturbing gifs/images!

♡ aspec diaries - all aro, ace and aspec posts

♡ fandoms are usually tagged

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i think dni lists are kinda dumb cuz....... the internet. but anyways pedos, terfs, nazis, aphobes, racists and general assholes pls do not follow me kthxbye

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

This is easily the most interesting take I've ever seen discussing why the older generations seem to struggle so much with the discussions and changes with gender identity, and I think it's absolutely worth reading.

Obviously it doesn't cover 100% of intolerant people, but I think it explains a decent chunk tbh.

[politijohn]

Source

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

[overclassy]

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[ubernegro]

The media always frames the relationship between Israel and the United States as the US being trapped in some toxic relationship.

A generational shift is transforming the US-Israel relationship | Kenneth Roth

The Iran war has accelerated the fraying of ties. An end to unconditional US support would force a reckoning with reality

But this isn’t some partner thinking they can change their unhinged significant other.

US Delivers 6,500 Tons of Weapons to Israel in 24 Hours

A large-scale US logistics operation has sent thousands of tons of military equipment to Israel by air and sea as the war in Iran rages on d

I want to be clear: Israel does not control the US. They are the vassal of the Empire. Any media that acts like Israel is acting independently of US interest is lying to you.

[oceanscaped]

it's so funny that we've been getting mad at toto for weeks and suddenly he goes on radio saying “george, just drive” apparently as a form of reassurance, which sounds like a fucked way of doing it, but it's also the perfect thing to say to george because he does exactly that and drives to perfection. and then toto says it's “something they discussed” and “it helps nine-year-old go kart drivers, it helps little 28-year-old formula 1 drivers”. and george goes on and on to the press about how toto is the first to reassure him and these sort of messages remind him of the personal conversations they have on the daily. and how by the way, toto only sounds like he's giving orders because of the austrian accent!

they sicken me IM TIRED OF THEM IM SICKENED EVEN MORE THAT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO SAY WHATEVER GEORGE IM NOT GONNA TRY TO SAVE YOU WHATEVER!!!!!

[cuntcedes]

george likes toto because toto is funny and witty and while he makes george feel grown up he also treats him with just enough paternal condescension to turn him into putty. he's been conditioned to seek out any reward toto gives out - and toto gives rewards for winning. george loves winning so this is a pretty easy transaction

toto likes george because he's good at his job and toto likes competent people and because george is really responsive to feedback. on a more personal level he likes george because he reminds him of his younger self and because george is easy on the eyes.

of all the drivers he's worked with toto always prefers the winners - but he still likes george the most. george knows this. toto likes him. toto is attracted to him.

here lies the tragedy: this doesn't change anything. george might have toto's personal favor but he will never put him before the business. toto respects george as a driver but not enough to commit to him and he would still gamble george's career away to get the perfect driver instead.

[mercblues]

I have a fun bartender related question for you 😁 what would you put in a george-themed drink?

YAY HI MO I LOVE THIS QUESTION. also reminded me that i have a similar-ish ask sitting in my drafts i need to get back to today so thank you 🙂‍↕️

for a george themed cocktail i think i would want it to be some kind of riff on a classic. something timeless but with a modern kind of twist, maybe something punchier than expected? i’m thinking a clean, crisp flavor profile rather something warm and bold—polished and relatively approachable, but also sharp and lightbodied? basically something that appears very smooth and sophisticated on the surface, but with a little bit of bite, something that makes you go “oh! wow….” on your very first sip.

SO. that’s a lot of words without having actually said anything of substance but for me those characteristics are immediately pointing towards gin! a white lady would be an interesting choice, but for george i think i would want to stick with the simpler spec as our base—just gin, cointreau and lemon! i think including any simple/egg white would soften it too much for our purposes.

from here it’s just about building out that complex underlay which is a little bit trickier to do without experimenting with it but i think adding a little bit of green chartreuse could be really interesting…i know there’s a riff called the verdant lady which i think adds green chartreuse and mint also? could be very fun i think! i love love LOVE green chartreuse and am still seeking out a bottle for my bar bc its so hard to get ahold of right now but it’s so good. very herbaceous and complex and i think could give exactly the kind of zip i’m looking for here!

(also…,i have seen people do a “blue lady” which is a white lady with the cointreau swapped out for blue curaçao which isn’t really going to change the flavor a WHOLE lot imo other than maybe making it a tinyyyy bit sweeter. but it would make it blue! which i think would be super cute…for my part i don’t keep blue curaçao for my home bar so i rarely use it but i am willing to make an exception for george 🩵)

ORRRRR we could do a necromancer which i have been MEANING to try and have yet to get around to. it’s a riff on a corpse reviver no 2, which goes heavy on the absinthe and uses elderflower liqueur instead of orange…but i can’t decide if i think the licorice/anise flavor we’d get from the absinthe is too spicysweet for the george flavor profile i have in my head…

without actually playing around with them it’s hard for me to say for sureeeee which i would go with but i’m leaning more towards our white lady options! in any case it’s a jumping off point (which i’m realizing is insane to say when i just rambled for five paragraphs but here we are 😭)

[disarmd]

https://www.tumblr.com/disarmd/820723611200618496/no-lando-podium-that-brat-did-not-win-lando?source=share

Is there a reason for the dislike towards Kimi or is it just because he won those races in a row? 😭 I've seen several people calling him a brat, but from what I've seen, he's even less reactionary than George(??

i'll just clarify for myself, which is that i think kimi is extremely sweet, i get quite a crack out of him tormenting bono, like he's just going around cuddling everyone, you love to see it. so i don't dislike him, i just don't want him to win every single race this season because that's boring, and i think it's funny to be a bit hyperbolic in rooting against a child.

i was saying i really don't care about kimi winning and my brother was saying like well imagine if it came down to kimi vs. lewis, like the kid who is less than half lewis's age vs the winningest winner. and like okay! yes! that would be very interesting! i could get behind that. i hadn't yet accepted in my heart that there was no chance of lando winning again (AND I STILL HAVEN'T DREAMERS NEVER DIE) so everything else seemed equally unappealing, but i could definitely get behind a kimi vs lewis showdown.

.... but then i would want lewis to win haha.

in conclusion, kimi's great, nothing against him as a person, and the vibe i get is that most people feel similarly to me, which is not that they dislike kimi but just that he's had enough winning, someone else's turn now.

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[bakugeorge]

my thing is that the ring would basically fit the same way (barely) on his ring finger. but he constructed an intricate ritual to not take it too far

He said i'll play along with the joke i won't let it go too far i won't let them see the longing glistening wet inside of me and reaching i'll do a silly pose and make a face while my girlfriend watches on if i just put enough distance between myself and the reality of it i'll be fine. But we all saw the want anyway georgie. We saw it

[bakugeorge]

every once in awhile i’m like wow whew! thank god fanon george russell isn’t the real guy. bc if he was really stuck in the "freudian boss-employee relationship/toxic masculinity microscope sport/childhood first gay crush final boss/lifelong-sexual-repression-doesn’t-know-male-pleasure/reality tv panopticon" palooza. well. that would be bad.

HELP

[inhalingstardust000]

George has been very Letters from Medea by Salma Deera lately

[mercblues]

lily making george try on the engagement ring alex gave to her and then posting pictures of it publicly with the caption “if it fits…” and in doing so naturally bringing into sharp relief the very fact that it doesn’t fit, therefore using the physical manifestation of alex’s commitment to her to highlight to everyone (but no one more so than george) the permanence and exclusivity of their relationship in the eyes of the world as compared to the relative insignificance of the relationship between alex and george. she’s using her own engagement ring as a tool to establish dominance and i for one think that’s beautiful

[cinurelan]

lily offering up the ring jokingly but insidiously and everyone egging her on including ALEX. george having no choice other than to accept because, what? is he going to get all up in knots over a joke????

[cinurelan]

cue george looking on dead-eyed and limp-wristed as everyone around him laughs their head off. george manages a small "ha-ha" that's not at all convincing, but no one's paying attention to his heart-rending want now. small mercies.