Have y'all ever wanted to read a weirdly long rant about food categories, no? Well fuck you let me do it anyway.
Fruits are usually classified under the branch of foods that grow seeds on the inside so foods such as watermelon, cucumber, grapefruit and (not the get controversial) tomato. Which still gets us into a big debate into what classifies as fruits or vegetables such as the pre-mentioned tomato debate, is a tomato a fruit or is it a vegetable (it's a fucking fruit you idiots). Like no if you put it into a fruit salad it wouldn't be so yummy yummy anymore huh (fuck the wiggles), but this makes me want to dig up a debate even further. Cherries and "fruits" like it are they fruit? Like those pits aren't seeds right, well they are because they grow shit it bury them in the ground you moron, ya just gotta take care of it. Same thing for avocados might I add
Now what really grinds my gears (please imagine that one picture of Peter Griffin) is how minute the level of existing vegetables there actually are, people might say "oh but aren't tom-" NO TOMATOES AREN'T A FUCKING VEGETABLE I JUST SAID THIS. Anyway I'm getting carried away, the small level of existing vegetables consist of foods such as celery and that's all I can think of right now. Now this is also why I fucking hate vegetables, not in a "I don't want to eat vegetables cuz I'm a stupid fucking 5 year old wah wah wah" no more of a "why the fuck is there a completely different section for this when there barely is even anything in this section" kind of way, which now makes this a lot more political then I wanted it to be but hey too bad. Vegetables usually are foods that don't contain seeds that also grow from places (which is a thing that I forgot to say in the fruit section woopsie daisy), which sounds like it can consist of a lot of things but REALLY FUCKING DOESN'T as I've said before. This paragraph should be taken as a "fuck you to everyone who enjoys vegetables".
Now for my favourite subgenre of foods, BERRIES OH MY GOD I LOVE BERRIES. Yes I love berries more then anything (except maybe a few things so not actually anything) mainly because they are so fucking complicated and I don't actually get what classifies as a Berry cuz do you want to know what classes as a Berry, of course you do you've been reading me rant about fruits for a third of animal farm by George Orwell (the joke is that that book is really fucking short but this rant is really long cuz it's not a book). Fucking bananas, bananas count as berries because they don't really have seeds but they kinda do it's the weirdest thing, but you wanna know what doesn't classify as a Berry, BLUEBERRIES FUCKING BLUEBERRIES. BLUEBERRIES ARE FRUIT NOT BERRIES, WHY? I DON'T KNOW, ACTUALLY I DO KNOW ITS BECAUSE THE SEEDS ARE ON THE FUCKING INSIDE BUT THAT ALSO PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE STRAWBERRIES ARE CONSIDERED BERRIES AND THE SEEDS ARE ON THE FUCKING OUTSIDE, WHY ARE THE SEEDS ON THE OUTSIDE.
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(No AI slop was used in the making of this, this was fully authentic human slop straight from my ass)
