Crowley

┊⋆ ✧ crow┊☆vampire☆┊nb, gay, 19. ┊★* tourettes┊★* chronic pain┊★* chronic fatigue┊

[clownscrewsyouasmr]

WHERE AM I. HOW DID I LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT

[t00thpasteface]

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

[realmoondragon]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is excellent

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[minecraft]

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

[minecraft]

[minecraft]

For better or worse, Luce has the power of God & Anime on their side.

[sixthrock]

holy shit the pope’s vtuber avatar reveal

[konoko]

[man-peach-reborn]

I feel like there's meme potential here

[clownscrewsyouasmr]

watching the first season of misfits and magic. even kelmp. I love you, you severely fucked up man. (I'm on episode 3)

[strange-aeons]

very soon

[prokopetz]

“Which spices go with which foods” lists are of limited value to me because, like, I have functioning taste buds. What I really need is a “spices that need to be added at the start of the cooking time in order to properly develop versus spices that need to be added in the last five minutes because extended heating fucks up the flavour profile” list – that shit is not intuitive.

[not-quitenormal]

Keeping this for my own records if nothing else. This makes so much sense!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

Keeping this for my

own records if nothing else.

This makes so much sense!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[laizy-boy04-deactivated20220501]

I found the original

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[conceptofjoy]

[burgeurger]

i watched chicago (2002) and it was pretty good

[dailyquests]

Subject your Followers to your favorite Stupid Bullshit.

[mariacallous]

[sweatermuppet]

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

[sweatermuppet]

also i know what i want. i know the risks. everything has risk. i am already living! why am i living half a life because of what YOU fear? stop talking down to transsexuals

[clownscrewsyouasmr]

[clownscrewsyouasmr]

i love my friends

[clownscrewsyouasmr]

[sesamie-moving]

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

[sesamie-moving]

don't reblog this everyone is going to know i'm a slutty fucking pastry whore covered in flakes guys i can't have this happen to me

[stick-zac]

Happy Slutty Fucking Pastry Whore Friday guys!