[scoes]

you mean to tell me an hour is just six 10 minute intervals. We are fucked beyond belief

[e-perv]

at the club doing the fork in the garbage disposal

[my-dailydreams]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

HELP!!!!!

[tall]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

[red-mercer]

Read that as "elf menthols"

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid

[tan-kyu]

“Ocelot gun spinning in real life(Comparison)”

[kamikazegarage]

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

[3plymike]

You dont understand

[teaboot]

Get my boy a fidget spinner

[bifrostedgalaxy]

The guns are his fidget spinners

[xxrappaccinisdaughterxx-deactiv]

Tried fucking my jester last night but the whole castle could hear him jingling :/

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[dajo42]

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

[clumsylittlefreak]

You are really pretty. I wish you would post more.

We went from this...

[clumsylittlefreak]

Show bob and vagin.

To this so quick 😳

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to--blog]

That feeling when your nephew calls you gay because you are wearing maroon.

[joshpeck]

over 5 years since this evisceration and i still think about it

[filthyprotozoan]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[3000s]

this kind of shit is always going on behind the scenes

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝

MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?

ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating

[lakevida]

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this