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sleepy-bebby

themoonandmyman

to whom am I squeaking

There are cracks in my soul that I cannot fill

But maybe that’s okay

Maybe that’s what makes me tolerable

Every time I try to fix it, things go wrong

Maybe I’m meant to stay broken into pieces that people can handle

Maybe I’m too much to swallow whole

But even still I have jagged edges

That scrape going down

I’m sorry

I don’t want to hurt you

I’m trying to file myself down into something palatable

But I’m losing myself in the process

Soon there will be nothing left of me

And you won’t want me anyway

azaleapoetry

Hufflepuff: :(

Slytherin: Turn that damn frown upside down

Hufflepuff: ):

Slytherin: Listen here you little shit

a-mood-an-aesthetic

Types of people - hogwarts houses

Slytherin - leather jackets, determined all nighters, taking short cuts you’re not 100% sure are right, overconfidence to hide insecurity, ‘I mean it’s only technically illegal’, has never paid for music or movies, swears an ungodly amount, plans everything carefully

Ravenclaw - googling random stuff at 3am, staring at the moon, asking yourself stupid questions, staying inside, reading ‘one more chapter’, messy bookshelves, charity shops, fancy coffee, too critical of themselves, spends all their money on junk

Hufflepuff - helping wild animals, values politeness over everything, prefers comfy clothes over style, hot chocolate > coffee, takes pictures of everything, you wanna just squeeze their little cheeks and keep them in your pocket, wants pets so bad

Griffindor - reading true stories online and always wishing you could help, calling people out when they do something wrong,signing petitions, having the last word, supporting friends, if you say they can’t do something they will do it 10x more

somewhatstacey

I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored

and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly desperate to haunt a family but they have cats and so the poor dear goes completely ignored

just-call-me-ella

I’ve had this thought before. My cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom, and sometimes I hear them try to come in and just shout “No thank you!” at them. How hilarious would it be if I was really yelling at a poor ghost, trying to spook me.

gettzi

Between my cat and my ADHD (wait, where did I put my purse? Wasn’t just here? Oh it’s in the pantry. Eh, must be a brain fail. Again.) I would never know whether or not my ass was haunted.

shiftingpath

Spirit: (pulls out a tablecloth, everything on the table crashing onto the floor) Cat Owner: CUT IT OUT! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DINING ROOM? Spirit: (nervously moves to the kitchen)