stream of consciousness.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The mods are sleep! Post female-presenting nipples!

[slightmood]

depression: uhh stay in bed…..you dont have the energy and are incapable of productivity anyway

anxiety: get OUT of it!!!!! too much to do!!! too much to DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me:

[aestheticacadema]

“r u taken?” yea taken for granted smh

[astrodickology]

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

[carrionkid]

when someone sends you something so Your Type that it hurts

[atarnishedcompass]

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

[stalling]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[cascadiarch]

[gay-tm]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

*closes my third eye before going to non organic side of the market to get hot cheetos*

[100493503004422]

friend: how are things me: please don’t make me think about my life

[jussstahoe-deactivated20191230]

[greglestrade]

Interesting that I’m crying

[lovelydeck]

Her shoe just right for her got dan feet

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on