The Hollow Men

Yo I'm Karl (Kari or Kai also work), I'm 26, and I usually blog about cute animals, social issues, and a bunch of fandom trash.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

when some evil cunt dies posting on tumblr carries the feeling of the last day of school before summer break

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[smoke-in-the-winds]

I think it would be fun to go full out with “1001 Arabian Nights” orientalized fictional New York setting. It’s somehow always the 20s, and 80s and also contemporary. There’s depression era gangsters and Wall Street finance bros. Spider-man or the Teen Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles might show up. The Mayor is never named but is a constantly felt presence. Sometimes the World Trade Centres are there, sometimes they’re not.

[importantangeldefendor]

Batman the animated series

[greenbloods]

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

[sawthatmountainburn]

i love how sinners was basically like “the cunnilingus was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the cunnilingus was there”

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[chromaticrainarts]

Mate Grace down bad for rocks, statement

[elalalune]

An au where Driver starts stalking his cute older neighbour and even becomes a bus driver so he can see Grace often 🙈

[unsubconscious]

Glen Martin Taylor

[doorwood]

Something wrong with the timeline, Driver Gosling and Rocky

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[bunniope]

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

[blackpyrefly]

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

[bunniope]

what's your problem

[blackpyrefly]

it was wet in there

[fivestarfaggot]

Still on my utility pole bullshit

[fivestarfaggot]

Yeah dawg

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[vriskanon]

cunt galgoyle mention