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conrad ricamora my beloved - he/they - 20

[cnradz]

[beatsmybongo]

[ithvka]

[dailyconradricamora]

via Conrad Ricamora’s IG Story (December 11, 2017)

[carlos-penavega]

Conrad’s Instagram Story: Nov. 18, 2017

[lily-s-world]

Conrad Ricamora is now in the Hall of Fame of the best Fitzwilliam Darcy portrayals.

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

guys. guys I just had a fucking vision of the next tumblr meme

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

you can do this with basically every cartoon animal and some real animals as well. I’m picturing fucking otters and like. snoopy and shit but garfield was the perfect prototype

[saintofbloodbanks]

[I.D. Two drawings of Garfield. The first is sitting down like a normal cat, as he used to be portrayed in the comics. The second, he is standing on two legs like a human and points to himself with a red glint in his eye. Text above and below reads “Become Bipedal.” End I.D.]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Thanks for the text ID! Anyway I did more of these and you guys can too

[dovin-baan]

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

call off the meme now please

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

#YOU STAY ON ALL FOURS YOU WHORE

this is my favorite tag on this post actually

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[sad-boy-hank]

[stuffilikexo]

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5

[broken-horn-of-equius]

This post is what, hours old? Are y'all going for some kind of shitpost speedrun? Cuz i’m totally here for that

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post, apparently

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

[psychologeek]

are those the same person? or two different kids?

and what happened to quitter?

[funnytwittertweets]

[femmepathy]

this is just the airbnb i'm in rn

[bisexualspongebob]

[theeretblr]

YOOO I get to be in the Trans Twitch Streaming room! Lets gooo!

[the-haiku-bot]

YOOO I

get to be in the Trans Twitch

Streaming room! Lets gooo!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[s-peak-in-tongue-s]

this neat feature is called collocative substitution, and it occurs when certain words are strongly linked to certain context and/or phrases. when you read/hear a pair of words that usually wouldn’t go together, your brain fills in the context with what would normally be inferred, given the originally phrased pairing. thus, finding out that there’s a term for this phenomenon may indeed leave you utterly sandwiched. lesser known or less strongly linked phrases and pairings may not be able to translate substituted words to appropriately fit the inferred context, so you were not utterly floorboarded at the club last night, but rather you were absolutely floorboarded, and as this explanation continues to drag on, you may by the end of it find yourself completely coathangered from read it all.

[lizawithazed]

I, like all linguists I have met or even heard of, have a deep intricate love-hate relationship with the English Language because of complete and total coathangering like this

[ripbrush-deactivated20230512]

What's the ricky and Connie show? This. This is the ricky and connie show.

[ccoliver]

Conrad Ricamora’s dog Wilbur! He just got him on Friday

[ccoliver]

Conrad Ricamora’s dog Wilbur! He just got him on Friday

[buffylives]

Conrad Ricamora in Four Two Nine magazine

[ripbrush-deactivated20230512]

are we not going to talk about ‘velociraptor impersonator’ ???????????

[buffylives]

Lmao holyhairbrush I was reading the article out loud to ccoliver and when I got to the velociraptor part I stopped and was like, “Katie you’re going to die.”

[ccoliver]

Literally as if this day wasn’t good enough he had to talk about velociraptors

[ripbrush-deactivated20230512]

#low key kind of ships Tuptim and Lun Tha where did my life go wrong?

[ccoliver]

#I didn’t give a shit about them#but now I kind of do?????#and like I blame katie and Ashley Park and Conrad Ricamora

I BLAME KATIE. YES. GOOD. This is all I want in life. *goes on another ten minute rant about how fucking in love Lun Tha looks when he watches Tuptim sing*

[ripbrush-deactivated20230512]

kaTIE STOP THIS.  

STOP THIS NOW.

[ccoliver]

#lun tha+tuptim=  power nerds in love#let’s give them a spin off#I just really want more of them#the broadway bi thirst is real

Please can we have a spin off omg. They start making the Tuptim and Lun Tha show to rant about all of their 19th century Siam problems

[tossmymagicgoldenhair]

So….am I kicked off the internet yet?

[ricamora-falahee]

Conrad Ricamora & Ashley Park are adorable! 😍 [x]

Video Credit to Preston Sadleir