27 Pheonixes in a Trench Coat

Name's Kim | She/They | 26 | Into a lot of Fandoms but mostly reblog my blorbos.

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[beautyqueenforbes]

Huntrix mahou shoujo girls 💖✨️ - art by _cheumi

[spicymochi]

your month, your flower friend!

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[demiboydemon]

[lego-ninja-bilbo]

If anyone has more examples feel free to add them! I love makeup/markings like this a lot <3

[marinella-ela]

[todaysbird]

why did he have to be a raven…it could be tic tac crow…

[furryprovocateur]

appreciate what we have for once in your life you ungrateful cunt

[the-haiku-bot]

appreciate what

we have for once in your life

you ungrateful cunt

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[plaguefloral]

The doctor is here to jingle your worries away!

[isasunbee]

Og comic and template by Mhuyo on twitter

[acandyrushi]

My first Zora OC Selene! She's a silly cute sea slug that was meant to be a joke but turned out to be a very beloved character to me ^^

(Left is older while Right is newer. Her birthday is 9/11)

[willgrahamscock]

[meme-junkyard]

Thank goodness im a chandelure fan

[beemovieerotica]

[handweavers]

need to find more characters who avoid sex/dating not because they're asexual or because of sexual trauma but due to entirely unrelated lifelong psychological problems that have made them uninterested in acting upon desire or have a hard time feeling anything at all that isn't unrelenting grief. uh for a friend, not for me of course

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect, by almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning. Which was correct. The whole business with the fossilised dinosaur skeletons was a joke the palaeontologists haven’t seen yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!!

[brucebocchi]

[wickedsick]

[thyrell]

she shit herself

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Thanks, perverted old man

[anyanp]

GOOD OMENS SU AU BECAUSE I CAN

gem!Aziraphale is Moonstone and gem!Crowley is Red Beryl Both gems are associated with love, moonstone being comforting if love must be hidden, while red beryl associated with lasting love and commitment. It surprisingly fits them even tho i picked up stones based more on the color.