Secret Squirrels of STRIKE Team Zeta

A repository for my Hydra husbands fan-fiction. A stash for Secret Faves. Periodic transformative works in action with the Secret Squirrels of STRIKE Team Zeta. Rodents and Small Mammals.

[cobknobancracker]

Cats

[everythingfox]

What you see: Snowman What the fox sees: All you can eat buffet

[visual-infinity]

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

how dare you do that to baby 

[towerofglass]

[cobknobancracker]

(via Make a GIF)

[rslashrats]

country rats

wearing hats

while i go give them pats

[rslashrats]

WEST VIRGINIA

[gif87a-com]

[plantfunerals]

the whole thing. the whole entire thing

[cobknobancracker]

"Time was once when a squirrel could carry a nut from tree to tree from Rivendell to the Great Sea...".

[cobknobancracker]

[hikewhileyoucan]

[thenatsdorf]

Juvenile Black-Tailed Jackrabbit (via desertsirena)

[mesopelagic]

BIG

FOCKING

[cobknobancracker]

Secret Squirrels of Strike Team Zeta and the Exploding Walnuts

@sian22redux

The Secret squirrels are highly skilled Squirrel Agents. They undergo rigorous training.

They are lead by Commander Cobknob, and the capable second-in-command, Cracker. They work hard and are always ready for action.

Excuse me, you two!

That’s better.

When a diversion is needed, they are perfect. Chewing through wires and infiltrating small spaces. Like that time Cracker, an explosives expert, set up the Exploding Walnuts diversion.

At great personal risk, it might be added.

But it was worth it.

[cobknobancracker]

It’s two and a half years since i made a whole blog for this stuff 

[pagewoman]

The Curious Hare

by Gary Benfield

[breakingbag-blog]

do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

[cobknobancracker]

@bekaylo

[sian22redux]

Cobnob and Cracker have to pull Nutellina aside and have a serious discussion about cybersecurity and how she winds up featured on Twitter’s LIfe on Earth blog.

[cobknobancracker]

It’s sound advice, Nutellina knows. She agrees to be more careful and does not bring up that Cracker still has a picture of the equally photogenic Cobknob attracting similar attention.

Nutellina is growing up.

  A black squirrel which appears to show of its ripped torso stunned a keen photographer outside a church.  (…..), 52, a magistrate, spotted the unusual…..

[sian22redux]

 Do as I say not as I do!!!  says dad…

Nutellina rolls her eyes.. riiiight..from the photohog who spends an hour in the morning prepping

[bob-belcher]

Trump Baby is airborne as Trump visits the UK!

[cobknobancracker]

SECRETSQUIRRELSOFSTRIKETEAMZETA

[cobknobancracker]