[unifiedintelligencetaskwhores]

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

[onaslansside]

the caption did not adequately prepare me

[jayyyneotai]

[koriarredondo]

Flower field

[tennco]

glop glop

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Okay, against the best wishes of my mental health, I've decided to start playing 5d chess with multiverse time travel.

It was an okay opening. I played a variation of the london system opening which tends to lead to slow yet interesting positional games.

But then the computer sent a knight back in time, and a few moves later, I realised I could send my own knight back in time to get an enemy bishop.

And that was when chaos ensued.

At first I could keep track of the game ok and felt like I was understanding the rules. But then, some timelines started breaking off the present and staying in the past, becoming unplayable.

I thought this meant I had lost some pieces, especially when two of my queens got stuck in the past.

But then, I somehow managed to reset the whole thing back to the past and then the game picked up some timelines that had gotten broken off, leaving most of the other dimensions in the future.

I got excited as this meant I got back my two queens which were previously stuck in the past.

But a few moves and timelines later, the game seemingly crashed and has been looking for legal turns for the past 20 minutes.

All in all, I genuinely love this game. As a STEM major and chess enthusiast, I feel like 5D chess is awakening the mad scientist in me. I'm looking forward to playing this game loads in order to reach my final form in this timeline and in all others.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

this post has the energy of a scientist who just blew something up in a way they hadn't expected and is now excitedly taking notes

[hexesdonecheap]

[marinella-ela]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

[blatantescapism]

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

[phlebotomies]

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

[phlebotomies]

i'm gonna thrup

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[daily-spooky]

Solar eclipse

[pocketss]

okaaayyy horses

[allright]

came back wrong trope but the character knows that they came back wrong. they’re so acutely aware of how different they are now from how they were before that it drives them fucking insane. they’re stuck trying to return to somebody that’s long dead. they can never be the person they once were. everybody around them knows it. deep down, they know it too, but they’re trapped in a cycle of their own making. of trying to revive someone that no longer exists.

[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[crimewave420]

this video is funny for like 10 different reasons dude i cant stop watching it

[zsnes]

[snailspng]

Wilhelm pantomime costume design (1890-1910) PNGs, part 3

(from: vam)

[larval-tear]

i need a peon

[himborc]

something need doing?

[larval-tear]

my man

[himborc]

[justfrowzy]

woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns