Squellow

“We’re putting you back on corn dogs and porn, for your own safety”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[caribbeanangel]

Haiti, 2012.

[konoko]

[konoko]

[segamascott]

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[krshush]

Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?

[blackjame]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[boobcareer]

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough