the tits with beer

[enilosa-art-blog]

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[skjaldmeyjar]

PSA:

If I rp with you, it’s because I genuinely enjoy your muse, whether it’s your unique portrayal of a canon muse, your awesome and clever OC, or whatever else. 

I received some hateful words because I offered advice to someone who was troubled and leaving. This person claimed that they were sure I was happy with another muse of the same type and I didn’t need them anyway. DO NOT DO THAT. Don’t compare yourself to others.

And for the love of Odin, don’t send someone hate for trying to help you. I can speak from experience that it puts them in a rather hurt and troubled state. Especially if they have been there for you from the beginning, helped you through all your insecurities and affirmed and reaffirmed countless times that you mattered and you were important BECAUSE YOU ARE. 

Please. There’s no need for negativity. We are all going through hardships. Let us lift each other up instead. 

Today I ask you all to spread positivity, uplift your partners and let them know they are all loved. 

[elizabethswanndaily]

I expect then that we can come to some sort of understanding.

[cockney-lady]

password is 'blackberry'

[cockney-lady]

double trouble | drunknbastrd

[basstrdisms-archived-deactivate]

                Hickey rolled his amber eyes at his smaller—-and WAY more obnixious sister of his.                 He couldn’t help but to feel the same way, too. It was, in fact, getting quite dull in his                 apartment. He smiled, showing that he had a michevious plan in his mind.

                    "—-Maybe, we shall make a visit ta                     a nice bar o’ sort. I know o’ one near ‘ere.“

[cockney-lady]

Grinning at her brother she leaned back further but took her boots off the coffee table.  “Well, this’s a surprise, a good idea from ya.  For once,” she jabbed.  While she didn’t live far away from her twin, she lived far enough off that he knew this area well enough to know where a good bar was.

[cockney-lady]

double trouble | drunknbastrd

drunknbastrd

Tommie sat down heavily beside her brother, tossing her hair over one shoulder.  “’M bored,” she complained, toeing at her twin’s ankle.  “C’mon, let’s do somethin’.  I wanna do somethin’.”

[cockney-lady]

Starter call!!!

If anyone’s at all interested in interaction, main verse au whatever, please like this or drop me a line in the askbox!

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

[xxlove4evaxx]

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

[ohbeckoh]

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

[obsessiiivearchive]

                                   i do not kill without REASON

                                   — and i can always find one.

[great-tunes]

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sippy cup | melanie martinez

[cockney-lady]

15 year olds: I am so wise beyond my years... growing up is so *sniffles* tragic....I understand pain

20 year olds: what the hap is fuckening

[axemxn-deactivated20151017]

american horror story sentence meme

“Surprise, bitch.”

“All monsters are human. You’re a monster.”

“You’re all I want! You’re all I have!”

“And you’re a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don’t judge.”

“I’m finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.”

“I don’t do liquor.”

“I think I have mommy issues. You know a good therapist?”

“You’re kind of twisted, aren’t you?”

“Do you have any clothes that don’t come from the Gap?”

“I have always loved you.”

“Sometimes shit just happens.”

“Don’t make me drop a house on you.”

“I’m trying very hard not to judge you.”

“You are the biggest freak of them all.”

“I’m not naive to the ways of men.”

“Who is [email protected]?”

“You don’t have any idea of what I’m capable of.”

“If I wanted you dead, you would be.”

“You’re mine now. Body and soul.”

“You’re one tough cookie, you know that?”

“Bitch, I will eat you!”

“Don’t be a hater, dear.”

“You could never survive without me.”

“That’s showbiz.”

“I just can’t help thinking my whole life might have gone different if I’d met you sooner.”

“I’m going to destroy you and everything you love.”

“You must think you’re very clever.”

“I need a cigarette.”

“Crotchless panties for everyone.”

[hardfeelingsmp3]

do you ever accidentally start shipping something that is so obscure you can’t even find a ship tag, there’s pretty much nothing, it’s like you’re one of the six people in this entire world that ever saw these characters and thought “wow they could be a thing”

and then you’re like “shit i’ve really outdone myself this time”

[percy-meme-blog]

On a scale of Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil, where would you place my muse?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Saying “I can’t remember the last time I got drunk” can mean that you don’t drink very often or that you drink way too much.

[cockney-lady]

[text] let's make out let's make out let's make out let's make out let's make out let's make out

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “How did you get this?” For My Muse’s reaction to Your’s running their fingers along a Scar on Their body, If you know My Muse’s body well..Add what Scar is being touched!