yoshi's moving castle

[sexhaver]

i think about this a lot

[dogpuppy]

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

148.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[snickeringdragon]

i liked your post so i drew it i hope thats cool

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[giveherswords]

Jenny Holzer, Black Book Posters, 1979

[kittensnax]

you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[kosmogrl]

screw nonchalance embrace being crazy and intense about everything

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[depsidase]

[wasabiprophet]