tart a la egg

yes hello old lady here

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve figured out that one way to stump older people that complain about the current generation is to have an inflation calculator app on your phone.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Aunt: When we got our first apartment it was 300 bucks a month why can’t you-

Me: In what year?

Aunt: What?

Me: What year did you get your first apartment?

Aunt: 1973?

Me: Hmmm. Looks like that would be $1755 in 2021 money.

Aunt: *seems to go through seven emotions at once*

Aunt: Oh.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Uncle: Why should minimum wage-

Me: What year did you start college?

Uncle: 1968?

Me: So if you scale up $1.60 to 2021 dollars that would be $11.94 and the current federal minimum wage is $7.25

Uncle: Bu-

Me: And it seems like from a quick google search the median rent in 1970 was $108 and today that would be $722 but this same chart tells me that the actual median rent in 2020 was $1,100.

Uncle: *confused silence*

[beeperbopper]

I HAVE DONE THIS AND IT WORKS

[b0tster]

id let depressed oompa loompa chocolate bartender girl at the willy wonka scam party do unspeakable things to me

[gaycop]

breaking bad if jane didn’t die

[queenshibe]

Woah spring already?

[thememedaddy]

[fantaboy91]

This is the same level of insanity as “you only eat two gummy bears per serving”

Who out here is doing that? The absolute iron will they must have to resist the all-consuming urge of eating the entire bag

[ampervadasz]

[uraynuke]

IS THAT IS THAT WHAT A CHILD HORSE LOOKS LIKE!? THEY LOOK LIKE PONYTA FROM POKÉMON?!

tHEY'RE SO CUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE IAJSOIAJOIJSOAoidoaoduauhasuiu2OINL4ÇQKT23Ç31~R3;3M33LÇKM2KFOÇ3G

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's not a baby horse (foal). It's a pony. Specifically it's a Shetland pony, which are tiny muscular chonks bred to be able to drag heavy minecarts down narrow mines way back in the day. These days they're often kept as pets for children, since they're the right size for a toddler to ride. The big horse is its friend, not its mum.

[uraynuke]

PONIES ARE REAL?!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're not gonna believe how many animals are real my guy

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[ynnu-64]

Kind of photo redraw

[woman-becomer]

adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud how the fuck do you have 4k 1080p widescreen. does your monitor have these proportions

[woman-becomer]

did you. did you make a whole graphic just to debunk my shitpost? what the fuck. just kiss me at this point. what the hell

[were--ralph]

New favorite tweet

[mandy-lane]

crying

[linguisticparadox]

"this whole class looks 30 years old"

[datasoong47]

Average 30-year-old

[rhaenyrastormborn]

Saving the monster is just as much of a power fantasy as slaying the monster.

[pyrebomb]

Incidentally, so is being the monster.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Incidentally, so is laying the monster

[cipheramnesia]

[only-tiktoks]

[sypon]

I didn’t see this link in the reblogs but I love Mercury and she has a book out called “Safe & Sound: A Renter-Friendly Guide to Home Repair”. She is one of those beautiful souls who love to teach people new skills with compassion and joy, instead of putting down others for not having knowledge about (what others may consider basic home repairs and DIY.

Mercury Stardust

Mercury Stardust

[rosslynpaladin]

I love this lady. She's like a friendly big sister here to show you how to do stuff.

[uncahier]

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

[bertharussellgf]

Fox Mulder Flirting Tactics 101 (tweet)

[todays-xkcd]

Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO

Research Account [Explained]

Transcript

[A shot of a webpage entitled "Application for Research Account". The page is cut off the end of a dropdown form asking for the institution, for which the response is "other/none".

Under it is the form "reason for requesting access to our datasets", under which is written "to win an argument with someone in a group chat".]

[The action "select all" is written, followed by the action "delete".]

[The same form, only now with the response "independent research".]

[Cueball sat at a desk, typing on a laptop.]

Caption: I never know how honest to be on these forms.

[todays-xkcd]

#literally one time i was like. writing the tmnt/jurassic park thing and like. #I'M NOT PUTTING THAT ON AN ACADEMIC FORM YOU PEOPLE HAVE STANDARDS #i went with 'independent research' also lmfao (via @the-starry-seas)