Coconuttesque

Welcome Mostly mehmehs among other things in these bowers

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

[a999ain]

decaying sanctum

[torstherapy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[thecollectibles]

Fan art by 小鸟饼子

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[are-they-a-faggot]

im.actuallt shaking how did i fuvk it up so bad but not at the same tjme ... i was just tryibg to make dr gregory house

i was uustbtrying to play tomodachi life and i fuck it all u

[the-haiku-bot]

i was uustbtrying to

play tomodachi life and

i fuck it all u

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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[kittykittyredcat]

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[crystal072619]

Had to share

[dogpuppy]

[generaljenobi]

[fivetrench]

*Whimpers*

[onenicebugperday]

This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.

Dorsal view by the same photographer:

And from the side:

[anxietyproblem]

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[hubblegleeflower]

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

[crystalis]