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Promise am not pornbot, just stooooobid adhdicth. #notatwitterrefugge but I had a fb account, is that also bad? Hello fellow zoomers. Feel free to messsage me, but I probably won't answer 4 2/3 weeks.I can barely keep up with my irl besties. Cats r mine. Dogg Sorota mine. Will trade pet pics 4 pet pics.

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[coconutmochilemon]

Didn't notice the subreddit till the comment. Took m too long to remeber ol susannah is a song not just a name.

[haley-harrison]

putting aside the fact that there are so many things wrong with both the world and my personal life, if I got a single wish from a genie, I'm pretty sure my impulsive ass would ask for j2 to make an onlyfans porn account bc I need to see them fuck more than anything else

[coconutmochilemon]

Sis, you don't have that kind of money. And you've only got 2 kidneys.

[coconutmochilemon]

I log on for the first time in 100 years and the damn site keeps giving me the DarkBlueScreenOfDeath™.

[herpsandbirds]

Rose Myrtle Lappet Moth (Trabala vishnou), family Lasiocampidae, Johor, Malaysia

photograph by Varun Thangamani

[coconutmochilemon]

"LÄÄÄÃÄMP. In the sky. LÅMP."

[coconutmochilemon]

Bad add u get on yt are just....

Badds.

[evilwizard]

You shut your mouth with that "Mark Twain invented isekai" nonsense. Alice in Wonderland. Gulliver's Travels. The Divine fucking Comedy. Rip Van Winkle. Urashima Tarō. People like going to fantastical places.

okay, yeah, that’s fair. but specifically the trend of “guy with modern technology/science is transported back to generic medieval fantasy realm” can be tied directly back to Twain

[coconutmochilemon]

Asshole OP Gary Stues the natives can also be tied directly to Mark Twain, so I guess dude invented isekai AAAAND the bad tropes.

[coconutmochilemon]

SCP-426-J "I am an ordinary goldfish."

[coconutmochilemon]

Ah. Just you and the besties in a cabin in the woods for a week. What to do?

@haley-protega @alexaloraetheris

[coconutmochilemon]

@haley-protega saying how she hated Bieber just cause he was mainstream.

Me: Such a tmbler mindset.

Haley: I wasn't even on tumblr then.

Me: Doesn't matter. You don't need to be on tumblr to have a tumblr mindset.

You are not a tumblerina because you are on tumblr. You are on tumblr because you are a tumblerina.

[coconutmochilemon]

Smoke soap bubbles. Only acceptable use 4 vape.

[coconutmochilemon]

What besties sends me when I don't respond for 5 min because I AM WALKING TO HER PLACE to pay attention to her irl.

[coconutmochilemon]

What besties sends me when I don't respond for 5 min because I AM WALKING TO HER PLACE to pay attention to her irl.

[coconutmochilemon]

What besties sends me when I don't respond for 5 min because I AM WALKING TO HER PLACE to pay attention to her irl.

[coconutmochilemon]

Word of the day: Evolucktyon, when you are lucky enough to have evolved with the coping mechanisams suitable for the mediterranian summer.

[omnipotentlovers]

why did q not simply appear on the bridge as a horse if he wanted picard’s attention 

[marlinspirkhall]

Bonjour

Oh, mon dieu! C'est un cheval!

Oui. Chevauche moi, Picard, chevauche moi!

Pardo?

Euh… Chevauche moi? *le clip clop*

Q?!

Oh, mon capitaine! You see right through me.

[marlinspirkhall]

Horse: Hello

Picard: Omg, a horse

Horse: Yes. Ride me, Picard, ride me.

Picard: Pardon?

Horse: Uhh… Ride me? *le clippety cloppety*

Picard: Q?!

[vulcanrise]

local francophone reblogging just to add that “chevauche-moi” doesn’t exactly translate to “ride me”, it translates to “mount me” which i believe is much more cursed

[marlinspirkhall]

Absolutemont suplerblymont

[bowie-star-trekking]

Hi i fuckin hate this and im about to throw hands. also im horny,

[marlinspirkhall]

- Q every time he appears on the bridge in TNG

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i don’t even fucking go here, but i need to spread the blight

[asterwild]

a sand cat (Felis margarita) for #febROARy2023

[coconutmochilemon]

@haley-protega fck u, u fcking btch. I am going to waste so much fucking timeon this fucking site. I have exams.