Gone Girl

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[flying-potato2]

[regnum-lab]

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)

[kaijubluu]

So.

Another 751 unmarked graves were found at a Saskatchewan residential school.

Seven hundred fifty one.

[kaijubluu]

This school, The Marieval Indian Residential School, operated from 1899 to 1997.

It was one of the last residential schools to close in Canada. One of more than 130. 

In case you didn’t know, residential schools were created to “cleanse” the people of Canada. These schools operated from 1831, when the Mohawk Institute Residential School opened, to 1996, when residential schools were finally outlawed.

That is 166 years of cultural genocide.

An estimated 150 000 children attended these schools, and an estimated 6 000 children died at these schools (current records of death are incomplete) 

These children were beaten, sexually abused, even experimented on. They were treated like prisoners, like they were sub-human. 

A child’s likelihood of dying in a residential school was one in twenty-five. In comparison, a Canadian World War 2 soldier’s odds of dying were one in twenty-six. 

I am not Indigenous. I cannot pretend to know how painful this may be. But what I can do is speak out. This inhumane treatment of citizens of Canada must be condemned. 

The government of Canada, and The Catholic Church, must. make. reparations. 

[bff0f7]

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

[adamtheredbeard]

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”

[afronerdism]

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

[doobiebenson]

[butch-bakugo]

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

[churchoftheconfusedchicken]

I’d like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldn’t have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how “great” they were.

Here’s another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didn’t get a picture

People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.

Reblog this or just stop following me

[action]

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[bobbiedebruyn]

Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this has forty notes. that’s forty more notes than expected.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes

[sirnotappearinginthisblog]

LISTEN i don’t normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING!

the point of the riddle isn’t to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irrelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it “if i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will they tell me?”

if you asked the truth-telling one, they’ll tell you the wrong way, because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, they’ll tell you the wrong way, because they’re misleading you, so

ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get.

“who cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesn’t matter irl–”

WRONG AGAIN! story time:

A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest.

now, i’ve been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand.

I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top-shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum. 

the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting “ask him what color your hair is!” and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum

remember, kids, it doesn’t matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests.

always be ready for a riddle contest

[spicychickencows]

Here’s a thing that usually doesn’t come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when you’re halfway across.

They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question.

If you ask “What’s two plus two?” than great. You know which one lies but you also still don’t know which bridge you can cross and can’t find out.

You played yourself.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them on fire, and see which way they run.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

^ Look at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all.

[stuckinapril]

the last time i had my shit together i was like 6 years old

[gen-z-culture-is]

Gen z culture is loving your friends :D

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[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[coconuttreepies]

#a home has character an airport lounge has modern interior design

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

*moves chair over to the left* interior designer

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[ruffboi-mags]

A census of non-Amandas, what’s it look like?

[coconuttreepies]

the 11,029,669th non-Amanda

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Lainey Molnar

[sophiaforevs]

My favorite thing about this is that the “traditional” woman isn’t always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

[wazzuppp10]

Just wish some of the women were plus size..

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I really love how much Lainey’s art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope you’re checking out her insta, it’s full of so many more

[standing-in-the-rain29]

It got better

[lemntri]

Okay I haven’t reblogged this addition

[saybyebus]

One more important detail:

Trans women are still women, too, no matter what anyone else says.

There’s no wrong way to be a woman.

[guerrillatech]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[multitude-of-bird]

Legendary

[decafetherealki]

Tbh Kanej would low key be Kaz’s downfall with the rest of the Crows. He wouldn't stand a chance. He would be absolutely demolished - allow me to explain.

Knowing Kaz, he isn't going to outright say him and Inej are dating. He’s going to mind his business and figures Inej will say something if it's important to her.

Except we’ve seen Inej loves messing with people in canon and there is no exception here. So when they visit Van Eck’s house one day and Jesper is giving them shit over being a bit late she is just like:

Inej: I’m sorry we’re late. I wanted extra time to hold my boyfriend’s hand. Is that so bad?

Jesper, who speaks without thinking: your boyfriend is a whore

Kaz: ....

And thus begins Jes and Inej’s new fun bonding activity. Nobody is gonna say Kaz’s name but they have fun heckling “Inej’s boyfriend” endlessly.

Inej: brb I need to grab a new hat for my boyfriend-

Jesper: This guy AGAIN?

Inej: idk what to tell you. He’s cute. I can't help myself.

Jesper: I don’t know, Inej. Nina told me your boyfriend had a shitty haircut.

Inej: he has the face for it

Kaz, doing paperwork: both of you get out

And naturally once Nina finds out it’s all over

Nina: I hear your boyfriend is a baby

Jesper: yeah, inej. Why are you dating this goon?

Nina: this clown

Jesper: this fool

Nina: he sounds like such a tool

Jesper: right? Date someone respectable - like Kaz!

Nina: why can't you just date Kaz?

Jesper: he’s much cooler than your stupid boyfriend

Inej: idk guys. I think Kaz has a girlfriend 😔

Nina & Jesper: *lose their goddamn minds*

They wait for Kaz to say something but he never does so “Inej’s boyfriend” just becomes a recurring character they all constantly bring up. Sometimes they use it as a loophole to dote on him.

Wylan, as Inej and Kaz leave together: be sure to tell Inej’s boyfriend hi!!

Inej: of course!

Wylan: And that we love him!

Inej: will do! *waits until they are completely alone* Wylan says hi btw

Kaz: why are you doing this to me

Inej: you are also loved

Kaz: stop it

Inej: if you anger me I'm going to start telling people how my boyfriend has pretty eyes

Kaz: I have done nothing to warrant this

Inej: I'm fairly certain this is the only way you can accept a compliment though

Sometimes it is less to torment him with affection and more to just.... torment him.

Matthias, pissed at Kaz over something: Good evening everyone. Today I have learned Inej’s boyfriend is poor. Let us pray for him. The poor man is just living in poverty.

Nina, smelling blood: oh no. Inej you didn't tell is he was poor.

Jesper: Not a single kruge to his name.

Wylan: That’s not quite right. He’s only poor because he’s a philanthropist, right? He gives all his money away.

Nina: OH- that’s right!

Matthias: Bless him for being so selfless. Not a hint of greed in him.

Jesper: He must serve the saints. Good for him.

Wylan: Makes sense given that Inej worships the saints. She would find a pious boyfriend.

Matthias, looking Kaz directly in the eyes: Bless Inej’s selflessly poor, religious boyfriend.

Kaz, who has been over this since day one: I want to go home now

He does lose it at some point. My poor boy can only take so much.

Kaz: FINE! I am her boyfriend. Is that what you want me to say? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? Me. I'm dating her. There. I’ve said it. Do you feel like you've won your stupid game? Are you pleased? I'm screaming in the middle of a murder! Happy?! Damn. Now all of you shut up before I break your necks.

The Razorgulls who came for a parley: ...

The crows: ...

Jesper: Inej, your boyfriend is rude :(

Nina: I miss your old boyfriend :(

Kaz: I don't think either of you understand how close I am to decking you-

Kaz thinks that claiming the title of Inej’s boyfriend means the taunts will stop but it only evolves.

Wylan: Inej do you ever still talk to your ex-boyfriend?

Matthias: yeah, the poor one?

Nina: the saintly one?

Jesper: do you, Inej? Do you still talk to him?

Wylan: what was his name again?

Inej:...his name was Koz. or Kez. It's been so long I've forgotten. My one true love. Kuz.

Kaz: pick a knife I've given you and just stab me with it, Inej.

In the end, he is sometimes grateful for the so-called alias.

Inej: mom, dad - this is Kaz.

Inej’s mom: oh! The boyfriend?

Kaz, panicking: actually that’s Koz-