Not Everything, But Anything.

[guerrillatech]

[firawren]

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

[wazzuppp10]

The non-drinking game Pride and Prejudice drinking game for people who don’t mind a mess but don’t want alcohol poisoninggg!!

All you need is a basket to place under your TV and different color beads, pompoms, whatever you don’t mind flying across the room from everyone’s seat.

Throw your beads in the basket from your seat if…

-Mrs. Bennet complains of her poor nerves, head, or Mr. Bennet dying

-Mr. Bennet rolls his eyes or sighs

-Lizzy stares into the distance or walks somewhere alone

-Jane is overly sweet

-Lydia talks about officers or is obnoxious

-Kitty whines or cries

-Mary looks sullen or superior

-Mr. Collins mentions Lady Catherine or Rosings

-Mr. Darcy stares at Lizzy or is wet

-Mr. Bingley is overly affable

-Mr. Bingley’s sisters are fake or bitchy

-Wickham lies

-Lady Catherine is an uppity hoo ha bossy bitch

-You see a comb over

-Someone is proposed to

1st place is THE PRIDE OF ALL THE PREJUDICE (the person with the most beads in the golden basket)

2nd place has gotta have TEN THOUSAND A YEAR

3rd place has FIVE THOUSAND A YEAR no doubt no doubt

4th place is TOLERABLE BUT NOT HANDSOME ENOUGH TO TEMPT ME

*IF YOU HAD EVER LEARNT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TRUE PROFICIENT 5th place

[a-meh]

[memewhore]

[that-clever-oc-deactivated20250]

[cannibalchicken]

[fruitblush]

Laika to Ground Control

Prints

[catchymemes]

[democracyunderground]

[thelongingglance]

WHAT HE SAID!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from taurus moon (@/ waterbxby) on 15/09/2020 reading: "whoooah look at the moon!!" me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is /End ID]

[zoltyx]

[ratfuck]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

[gerbildine]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[thepeacefulgarden]

[kindnotestoself]

[You are not strength. You are not labor. You are not productivity. You are not what you can do for other people. You exist with other people, not for them. You are a person, treat yourself that way.]

[animusrox]

The Bear 2.08 “Bolognese”