That's My Gay-To

~Rian C. ~ bigender transmasc ~ he/they ~ 26 ~ engaged to my better half 💗 ~ tag/send me cow pictures and I'll love you forever ~ need help? message me whenever ~ a very bitter spooky nerd ~ if we're friends search your name or url!! ~

[moyathermopolis]

need this so bad actually

[loth-caatgirl]

clearly not the first time she's heard Harleen making noises through a pillow

[heroineimages]

And clearly not the first time those noises were a muffled "please, please, please, please..."

[daddyfuckedme]

[planet-motherfucker]

[wilwheaton]

if you remember these like I do, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy, and you should get the shingles shots.

[sarahconnorjr]

Finally something too old for me to remember

[ladyshinga]

Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory

[sharper-and-bigger]

The Garden of Death

Watercolor and gouache by Hugo Simberg, 1896

[spitblossoms]

[4threset]

"The Water Rabbit"

[daily-spooky]

[daily-spooky]

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[valtsv]

[hotgirlmuseboard]

[allblackerrthingus]

X

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[purpleisnotacolor]

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

[daily-spooky]

[flowerytale]

Louise Glück, from “Stars”, Poems: 1962–2020

[daily-spooky]

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Can you pop your ears at will?

Yes

No

The Fuck are you talking about??

Voting ended onJan 11, 2024

For example, I can pop my ears at will by shifting my tongue. This is normal and I’m going to proven right I think