so we out?

im alejandra and i love avocados so much that i got my first tattoo of them

[senseitive]

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

[vampiretomb]

take me on a trip

id

like

to

go

someday

[trunkzbriefs]

TAKE ME TO NEW YORK

[vampiretomb]

I REALLY WANT TO

COME KICK IT WITH YOU

[trunkzbriefs]

YOULL BE MY 

(INHALES)

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[trash-snail]

[teathattast]

[was-wsllaw-deactivated20240118]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[setheverman]

minecraft

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[munzevihali]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[iamnevertheone]

[ravenclawslibrary-deactivated20]

You know they got away with A WHOLE LOT of inappropriateness in this movie. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[fictitiousfake]

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

[thebestoftumbling]

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[syntacked]

Red | Vintage | Photography

[ignorance]

“That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.”

— J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via coral)

[prospects]