lost star child

My name is Cody! gimmie gimmie gimmie a man after midnight

[sacred-portal]

[violentoffender]

[eric-coldfire]

[achillesinhighheels]

[magicratfingers]

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

[magicratfingers]

this is how many pillows I want

[quintuplequay]

Where does the you go. In this scenario

[magicratfingers]

? what do u mean

[batbetbitbotbut]

Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"

[magicratfingers]

yeah u get it

[oifaaa]

As we're getting into the colder months people will be using hot water bottles more frequently here's just a little reminder you shouldn't be using hot water bottles if they're more than 2 years old as over time plastic disintergrats and the chances of the hot water bottle bursting rises each hot water bottle comes with a daisy wheel on the neck to tell you when they were made and here's a little picture to help you read it

[oifaaa]

three types of reaction on this post:

"Well ive had my hot water bottle for years and im fine"

"Yeah this is how I/ someone I know got burnt"

"why the fuck would they use a daisy wheel??!?"

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

one elf cigarette, husbanded carefully, can burn for 3 or 4 human generations. my boy your great grandpappy bummed this ciggie from the leaf-crowned prince of the splendid dales and it has burned on the mantle of our house ever since. on your 14th nameday, my son, you will puff it at last, and become a man

[couchnapping]

dwarf methamphetamine

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"dwarf meth" is actually a human misnomer, the substance so named is not a drug that is cooked but is actually a mineral that is mined pure from terrifically deep sedimentary rocks. dwarven geologists say that the veins were deposited at the world's beginning, when the dwarven god of craft and ingenuity spilled a whole batch of meth

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

and -- before you ask -- gnome fentanyl is sugar

[themischievousgnome]

can confirm

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you are tearing this gneighborhood apart

[nellorynsfw]

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[whyenn-reader]

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

[whyenn-reader]

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

[whyenn-reader]

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

[arikot27]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[cassie-is-trans]

[badassbiburgerbob]

"Get in your cyber truck and go home" was wonderfully delivered.

To me is like the ultimate "get your bigoted bitchass outta here"

[weonsinnombre]

[shieldfoss]

oH RIGHT This was before LotR pioneered cgi for massed crowd behavior

There was so much cool cgi in those movies I just assumed all the clones were too but back then I guess they still couldn’t really be

[chilewithcarnage]

this is so sexy

[luckyladylily]

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)

[randomencounters]

Encounter: hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo Weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam

[dorokora]

YES HE’S FAT

This is the original hero who had to be sealed away because he was too powerful to exist

[gaytanic-panic]

[achillesinhighheels]

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears